Originally posted: 6:50 EST
#1 Updated: 7:06 ESP

Dollar Bill FTW!

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

• B(lack Bolt) roderick
  

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Manziel doesn’t look like he’s doing well.

Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.

There is no record of votes? In all honesty, is it possible that they did this so that Trump and the rest of the GOP could come out against it and make them look ethical?

Amen.

Poor Billie Lourd, this has to be the worst week ever...

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

So this is where the buck stops.

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.

Man. Jerry Kill must be Having a fit.

I’m not sure a 90 second video can prove consent. This is precisely why I always ask any potential sex partner if I can record a video of the entire encounter. They leave immediately and I don’t have to worry about being charged with sexual assault.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

[Morgan's ex]: (on finding him in bed with another woman): NYJER?!