I would be SUPER interested in a traffic eliminating cruise control. I have zero interest in a traffic following cruise control.

In terms of size vs displacement the 22 foot UltraVan with a 164ci 110 hp Corvair flat 6 has to be right up there. However Ultravans only weighed about 3200 lbs because of their aluminum/foam construction so if weight vs displacement is the criteria there are a lot of worse choices out there.

My first car was a '68 Dodge Coronet with a 225 Slant Six. Massive car whose engine bay was normally equipped with big block V8s, powered by a 150hp 6 pot. I wouldn't have had it any other way.

Surely this is just an opening bid!

Your head is now worth 100 times what it was before.

$50.

I just punched myself in the head a lot upon reading this news.

Jalopnik was always so kind. She paid for my lunch once, when I left my wallet in the car.

My brain keeps interpreting FC凸DECK it as "FuckDeck".

It's not a Baja, but it's close enough.

I found one with Jason's favorite logo.

Anyone else see it? anyone?

I actually said "icccccckkkk" out loud when I saw the dash.

Yep, its luxury - mechanical buttons.

None of that touchscreen crap.

What is luxury?

And yet, it's still smiling.

You must be a blast at parties.

So basically, if I understand this correctly, she got into a vehicle, turned the key, kept the steering wheel straight, and put one foot down for 12 seconds or so. Quick, we must notify CNN immediately. Call me when she manages a decent time on a road course, or something that requires... you know... any amount of…

That is made more painful as today marks 10 years since my father, Peter Morgan, died and I feel him in spirit with me in this dispute.

RIP Morgan.

@Roberto G.: I love how you organize your icons so as not to cover the car :)