" We're the only species that drinks the milk of another species."

So its better to send ridiculously large numbers of magazines to book stores and newsstands, most of which wont be sold, rather than send them to the people who you know are actually going to buy them?? Brilliant!

wait, is this Jalopnik or Jezebel?

And behold the power of Jalopnik, the offending caption is gone..... you guys are good...

@TatsuFX:

Not quite as good as the first one I saw:

"I don't care if she is Italian and naked, stop riding that two wheeled hussy and take ME up the PCH!"

@jduffy13: actually yes.... except for the fish part.... they're not as rewarding as a dog...

My first car was an 83 Celica and I have always loved them since. They were great up until the whole FWD fiasco..... But I don't think I could shell out 11K for that much 80's fluff....

I didn't get a picture of it but one of my favorites was a white Crown Vic in Vegas that said NOTACOP.

@BMRFILE:

Weird... I didn't think these accidents were worth mentioning anymore when they involve less than 100 vehicles....

Perhaps he would have more luck if he asked for money and said it was to subsidize the Mustang Ranch... might fool a couple of people....

The Krieger Racing WTR 07 from Burnout Paradise... I crash that almost as much as I would likely crash a real F1 car.... every damn time....

Agree with a ton of people on several points: The M Coupe is beautiful. Just too impractical. I've seen plenty of 128s around LA and every once in a while I almost think I should have gotten one, but I picked up a decently equipped 335 for a few grand less than what this 135 cost. The 1 would be a hit if they…

Eyesaurus Rex

The Dude's Gran Torino. That was one tough SOB..

I'd ask where the rest of it is but I don't think we really need to see more of it anyways.

@LandofMinos: