OH MY GOD, I HAVE FOUND MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

I WAS LITERALLY WEARING THIS SHIRT YESTERDAY

I think in the US ‘cunt’ is something you save for a big fucking rageplosion. My every other spoken word is “fuck”, but I’ve only called someone a cunt once.

Awwwww, I have an affection for “Schuyler”, it’s a family name. (We’re not old money, just really, really Pennsylvania Dutch).

Ugh I know, everyone assumes you’re practically a Duggar!! I did an internship with a lab one summer in college, and it came up when I was talking with the professor that I’d been homeschooled. I didn’t think anything of it until the end of the summer when he started asking me all these questions about it- it turned…

True, but now these meddling pamphlets have warned these kids in advance!! I need to think outside the box.

Side note: where do I find this Christian homeschooling story???? I had to spend a shit-ton of time with Christian homeschoolers as a (non-Christian) homeschooled kid, and holy shit I am looking forward to gleefully snickering at some of the bat-shit insanity you must have encountered.

I like to think that’s just how every seal farts.

God dammit, I really need to figure out how to work liberal indoctrination into my plant biology class

awwwwww you’re sweet :)

She has the cutest little fat cheeks, too!! Fingers crossed that she has many years of a comfy, caring home ahead of her. And thanks for spreading the word! :)

Last week I posted about a bunny I was fostering that was in bad shape- the good news is that she pulled through the week! She’s been a sweetheart, and she’s trying to bounce around and play with her toys. The bad news is that the vet thinks she has brain and kidney damage from septicemia from the infection in her…

I dunno, that doesn’t really sound like ghosting to me. It sounds like you unambiguously broke up with him.

There’s a whole advice column at that link, and most of the letters have to do with relationships.

This letter-writer might have more or different problems going on than you do, but the advice applies to anyone: build an independent life so you’re confident and happy in your own skin and not relying on a relationship to do that for you, go to stuff where you’re likely to meet people you have things in common with,…

I can’t figure out quite how I feel about this article. Like, you articulated EXACTLY what about this Ruby Rose girl-crush furor bothers me. But, at the same time, there’s a tendency to assume that any woman who isn’t a 0 on the Kinsey scale is faking it for male attention. I don’t really know how you can tell who’s…

And even if swooning over Ruby Rose doesn’t make someone realize they’re actually queer, being straight and finding a particular woman extremely attractive is still “real”. I am uncomfortable with straight women patting themselves on the back for talking about how hot Ruby Rose is, but I’m much more uncomfortable with…

YES THANK YOU. I do not give any shits about this imaginary problem of straight women pretending to be bi for cookies or attention or whatever people think the reward here is. I give a lot of shits about allowing people to express that their sexual attractions are dynamic and sometime surprising without being afraid…

PS. My boyfriend is also writing his dissertation about the history of the banjo, and owns a waistcoat. Good God, WE HAVE SEEN THE ENEMY AND IT IS OURSELVES

I’m a velocipedestriENNE, thank you very much