I was almost Chloe! I wasn’t a super tomboy, but I did go through a phase of wearing wolf T-shirts non-ironically.

Thanks!! That’s really helpful- especially the YouTube videos. I should’ve realized YouTube was good for something besides watching hamsters eat tiny burritos.

It will be immediately apparent that I don’t spend much time on Jalopnik, so I’m sorry if this is a question that gets asked a lot, but I know absolutely fucking nothing about cars and I’d like to learn some basic maintenance/trouble-shooting. Nothing too complicated, just things like how to change a tire, replace the…

Of course there are good cops, but this is a systemic problem- “bad cops” are allowed to do things like this with impunity, because racism tells us that those black people must have done something to deserve it. This isn’t a problem that individual “good guys” can solve.

YES, thank you. People act like our current social security and Medicare system was carved into stone by Moses himself and there’s just absolutely nothing we can do about, we’re stuck increasing our population forever. I don’t know, but I’m willing to guess that government spending per child is actually much higher…

Yes, I’m sure the Guardian just made that up to discredit a Nobel laureate. That’s definitely the most likely explanation.

Uh, yeah, he did:http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/j…

Something about customer service employees brings out every bad trait my mom has. Flying into an offended fury like it were a personal insult that a waiter tried to seat you too close to the kitchen instead of just saying you want to sit somewhere else? Check. Getting mad when your food isn’t exactly right and being…

Awwwwww, I’m glad your chinchillas are better!! Their little fleece rugs sound so cute. :)

Yeah, I’d much rather take economic advice from all those wildly successful heavily patriarchal countries like Saudia Arabia and Afghanistan than shitty pussified Finland!!

omggggggggg how cute!!!!!! I’ll pass on your good vibes as snacks. :)

Oh man, my powers are useless here, since those are literally the only things I can count on to make me work. Have a hilarious essay on writing and my solidarity!!

Woah, that’s beautiful!!

I am not a mom but I feel very confident that you cannot ruin your 5 month old by giving them too much sleep or the wrong kind of reading. Like, hell, you could be reading him the set-up manual for your printer or 50 Shades of Gray right now and he wouldn’t even be the wiser. So you literally can’t go wrong there!! :)

I’m a terrible procrastinator (and a grad student, so the only person I’m hurting is myself HAHAHAH *deranged eye-twitching laughter*), but the only thing that works for me is finding a place where I’m productive. Sometimes it’s my house, sometimes it’s my lab, but lately it’s only been a cafe, which is unfortunately…

Awwwww, you’re a sweetheart. She’s trying hard, and she’s getting a new antibiotic in the mail tomorrow and another vet appt. Monday, so hopefully we’ll get good news. I’ll update you next SNS?

I know, it’s really insane to me that people act like sick leave and family leave are precious gifts your generous employer bestows upon unworthy peons out of the goodness of their heart, and not just a normal cost of doing business when you have actual human employees.

God, it’s the same at the shelter I volunteer at. :( It’s so sad. We have a nice packet of bunny info we give to everyone who wants to adopt from us, but it’s kind of a drop in the bucket.

Thanks for the pepto tip! That’s really good to know. I give them romaine. I’ve heard to stay away from too much kale and carrots because of potential problems with too much calcium and sugar, but it’s probably like kids- everyone has different advice for you and most of it turns out to not really make much…

I think it depends on what they’re used to, mine have been doing well with lettuce and kale. (But that time the one fished out some celery out of the garbage- HOO BOY.)