welp. guess Dakimakuras gotta level up sometime.

The very idea of a man-made Pokemon is cool as fuck, and everything Porygon can turn into is also cool as fuck.

Just thought I’d point out my recent resounding agreement:

The sakura flavor that Japan puts on everything in the spring tastes nothing like cherries. I think people think that because of the CHERRY blossom name.

The IRS will accept this as the reason my taxes are screwy, right?
“I jumped on a cloud when I should have stomped on the koopa. But otherwise they’re totally right! When can I expect my mushroom to be deposited into my account?”

That’s a very interesting bottom line you got there. The good: it looks great!, The bad: it plays like shit!

just photoshop the bottle here and you have an awesome ad :D

I miss having weird flavors. Come on Pepsi bring back the madness in the US. Stop shoving everything off on your Mountain Dew brand.

Hey this is Apple. They banned Civil War focused apps because they had the Confederate Flag in them.

Shit like this that apple pulls is just one of the many reasons no one can take mobile gaming seriously. Oh you want a full, quality game you can play ALL the time for a reasonable price? Fuck you we’re approving more Clash of Clans clones

So violence against gems, blocks, birds, pigs and candy is ok?

No no, violence is fine. As long as there’s no romance or sexiness or women in general, it’ll be fine.

Just...just...it’s right there.

Soon.

True. However, what they did is already a crime by current laws but it’s hard to catch anyone because the police don’t have the technical tools to track them down. Part of her bill is about punishments but part of it is about getting those tools. The new tools would help them to catch people and prosecute them for…

Amen, and thankfully no one got hurt, but now that it's done, hopefully some good comes of it and it's a felony ASAP

I’m actually happy they did this to her.

Sometimes, you fall off the wagon.