I just think her whole aesthetic is sexy and voluptuous and mind-blowing:

I was a trainer in a call center and a trainee of mine brought me coffee one day with some laxative in it. He thought it was funny. I have IBS and spent 2 days in the hospital and 1 week away from work. I didn’t know it was because he had spiked my coffee but when I returned to work a co trainee felt bad and told me.…

Nah. We stopped using the Pax after the Miranda Incident blew up in our faces. Blasted Tam whistleblowers...

The leash is essential when you’re 8 months pregnant and your toddler, who has become quicker than you, isn’t old enough to understand “don’t run away”, and will scream like a little monster if they aren’t allowed out of their stroller. I never understood the hate for child leashes, considering the alternative is…

Bianca del Rio 4 Evarrrrrrrrrrrr

I went looking for 1950s prom dresses to make a joke about the era, but even 90% of those were backless or strapless. FTS.

This is fake. You can't get a company to respond to an actual resume 80% of the time. No way they bothered to send her an email like this.

That name escaped me, thanks for the reminder. Funny how it was the '76 Olympics where all the women were subjected to sex tests to determine if they were "truly" women, except for one woman, Princess Anne, whose mother, the Queen, was on hand to open the games in Montreal.

*drools* Hugh Jackman is my cheat meal.

I want to call my mom and thank her for not being such a heinous bitch.

Sugar doesn't rot teeth, sugar is the food for the bacteria that does.

You know, I struggle with this daily. I'm 52, and live in a beach community, and after a youth spent in the smallest string bikinis possible, for so many years, I made sure I had the tankini/skirt combo going on. Age appropriate, you know? This past summer, the 30 and 40 year-old women I was hanging with on the beach…

THEY ARE ADORBS.

Gina Torres, you will always be WonderWoman to me.

I'm gonna go with the apostrophe on that one. URGE TO KILL material, there.

Derelicte?