DUI is the same thing as DWI. NY is the only state that has a reduced charge, DWAI, which is what you're thinking of, not DUI. In the 49 other states it's just DUI or OUI. So Phelps did not receive famous person treatment at all.

It's a clone but a really bad one. It's like DOTA Lite for the crowd who would find WoW daily quests to be challenging.

Heroes of the Storm is fucking terrible though so you can cross that one off the list.

Marijuana suspensions aren't part of the personal conduct policy. The terms for drug-related suspensions are collectively bargained and agreed to by the union.

Nope, you're stuck with Naked Clown Monster Trucks or whatever it is they show on Discovery these days

Fuck you.

You're the best Walmart greeter ever!

I'd hit that with my foul balls

If you think racial slurs are acceptable you're racist

If you ever actually find yourself at a party where someone insists on going by their WoW handle you need to take a serious look at your own life choices

The Smiths are wayyyyyyyyyyy too gay for a sportswriter to admit liking

YourTatoosAreLame is way too busy with his meth lab but he appreciates the invite

I had my last cigarette the day before having surgery in early November and haven't had a drag since. Prior to that I was smoking a pack a day and had been smoking to one extent or another for about 15 years. Keep up the good work fellow quitter!

Seriously fuck the people who keep posting this naysaying bullshit. I watched the game in a packed bar with everyone glued to the fucking TV, people going nuts when the US scored, silence/despair when Portugal tied it. I watch a lot of other sports especially the NFL and it felt no fucking different.

Dan Snyder is a terrible business owner. That's why.

Or you could also just not post a dumb Cartman GIF. You know, if you want.

1. Chipotle

Wasn't Joplin totally destroyed by a tornado last year? What are the odds she blames Obama for that too? I'd say 100%

I don't know much about golf, is "swapping in fresh legs on Sunday" where a golfer can literally have his legs surgically swapped with cloned replacements?

Typical hostile and overly defensive coverage of the American media by Canadian internet commenters.