Yeah you know if only we had committed one really big atrocity instead of a lot of smaller ones everything would have worked out great

Admitting that you voted for both McCain and Romney is really embarrassing. I mean sure Romney maybe you don't like Obama, whatever. But McCain/Palin? Jesus.

Charleston, WV is tiny and would barely be considered a city in most states. Charleston, SC is more than twice the size and the metro area is many times larger.

I liked the movie a lot but I thought it was weird how all the extras in the film happen to be 18 year old boys.

Peter Dinklage doesn't play a politician. He's a weapons designer scientist who owns an evil weapons producing private company.

Tickets to Omaha stormchasers games cost $25?

Buffalo Hummus ewwwwww

Are people from Georgia not allowed to enjoy grilled cheese sandwiches in addition to their racist country club sandwiches?

Cyborg Brian Burke will finally come around to it after a devastating loss in the Fourth Canadian Civil War (he's American but was hired as a management consultant by Emperor Rob Ford IV) in 2198

Have you ever heard of a little team called the Toronto Maple Leafs?

I just... can't

I'm guessing the fact that their twitter name is "12yrs a dedspin trol" might have something to do with it

This is also documented in the important classic book about the AIDS crisis And the Band Played On. Just one of many terrible things that happened during that time as a result of ignorance, prejudice, cruelty, apathy, abject stupidity, incompetence, etc.

Thanks for answering that, I have wondered about that before. Glad you're still with us. Hope all is well.

I'm not a Kotaku regular, do the comments here regularly feature the worst analogies of all time or is this particular comment section an anomaly?

This might be the least valid analogy in human history

Sweet Cheeks near Fenway is fantastic. Red Bones in Davis Square is cool too.

Yeah but everyone else hates the Leafs so no harm no foul there!

Kerry Fraser of the NHL was pretty well known because of his very long career, hairstyle, and refusal to wear a helmet until it was finally required in like 2005. He also had a good reputation for fairness and was liked and respected by players. He's now an analyst covering the league.

Hey in the first quote block the Bills center's name is actually Eric Wood not Evan. It has since been corrected in the original article.