I'd hit that with my foul balls

If you think racial slurs are acceptable you're racist

If you ever actually find yourself at a party where someone insists on going by their WoW handle you need to take a serious look at your own life choices

The Smiths are wayyyyyyyyyyy too gay for a sportswriter to admit liking

YourTatoosAreLame is way too busy with his meth lab but he appreciates the invite

I had my last cigarette the day before having surgery in early November and haven't had a drag since. Prior to that I was smoking a pack a day and had been smoking to one extent or another for about 15 years. Keep up the good work fellow quitter!

Seriously fuck the people who keep posting this naysaying bullshit. I watched the game in a packed bar with everyone glued to the fucking TV, people going nuts when the US scored, silence/despair when Portugal tied it. I watch a lot of other sports especially the NFL and it felt no fucking different.

Dan Snyder is a terrible business owner. That's why.

Or you could also just not post a dumb Cartman GIF. You know, if you want.

1. Chipotle

Wasn't Joplin totally destroyed by a tornado last year? What are the odds she blames Obama for that too? I'd say 100%

I don't know much about golf, is "swapping in fresh legs on Sunday" where a golfer can literally have his legs surgically swapped with cloned replacements?

Typical hostile and overly defensive coverage of the American media by Canadian internet commenters.

Admitting that you voted for both McCain and Romney is really embarrassing. I mean sure Romney maybe you don't like Obama, whatever. But McCain/Palin? Jesus.

Charleston, WV is tiny and would barely be considered a city in most states. Charleston, SC is more than twice the size and the metro area is many times larger.

I liked the movie a lot but I thought it was weird how all the extras in the film happen to be 18 year old boys.

Peter Dinklage doesn't play a politician. He's a weapons designer scientist who owns an evil weapons producing private company.

Tickets to Omaha stormchasers games cost $25?

Buffalo Hummus ewwwwww

Are people from Georgia not allowed to enjoy grilled cheese sandwiches in addition to their racist country club sandwiches?