Cyborg Brian Burke will finally come around to it after a devastating loss in the Fourth Canadian Civil War (he's American but was hired as a management consultant by Emperor Rob Ford IV) in 2198

Have you ever heard of a little team called the Toronto Maple Leafs?

I just... can't

I'm guessing the fact that their twitter name is "12yrs a dedspin trol" might have something to do with it

This is also documented in the important classic book about the AIDS crisis And the Band Played On. Just one of many terrible things that happened during that time as a result of ignorance, prejudice, cruelty, apathy, abject stupidity, incompetence, etc.

Thanks for answering that, I have wondered about that before. Glad you're still with us. Hope all is well.

I'm not a Kotaku regular, do the comments here regularly feature the worst analogies of all time or is this particular comment section an anomaly?

This might be the least valid analogy in human history

Sweet Cheeks near Fenway is fantastic. Red Bones in Davis Square is cool too.

Yeah but everyone else hates the Leafs so no harm no foul there!

Kerry Fraser of the NHL was pretty well known because of his very long career, hairstyle, and refusal to wear a helmet until it was finally required in like 2005. He also had a good reputation for fairness and was liked and respected by players. He's now an analyst covering the league.

Hey in the first quote block the Bills center's name is actually Eric Wood not Evan. It has since been corrected in the original article.

Buffalo has a strong list. I usually hate Bucky Gleason but I'll admit he knows his stuff.

Gay people in Uganda might beg to differ!

No.

And getting plastic surgery with dad's money.

Well, the comments here are just lovely.

That's not true at all, plenty of gun nuts are Ron Paul fan type fedora atheists who get off on owning 80 different assault rifles each with a dozen tactical attachments.

This is mostly true but is missing one unfortunate detail. In year 7 of the lease (6 years from now) there's an out clause that lowers the penalty to something like $25 million. After that it goes back to $400M for the remainder of the lease. If the NFL allows say, an LA-based ownership group to buy the team, all the…

I was going to post the same thing... no self-respecting major league allows their officially licensed products to be sold for anything less than a 7,000% markup