I alternate between my understanding that this family deserves a very long, very private vacation and praying fervently that they PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US!

I am nearing fifty years old. I am a black woman. Most people I’ve met call me a “cold fish” or “Stoic,” which I gratefully acknowledge.

Michelle Obama will be the second woman president, if my wallet and vote has anything to do with it.

I need to remember to talk to my therapist about the abandonment issues the Obamas are stirring up in me now that they are leaving. Don’t go, Michelle!!

I don’t think we need to worry about funding the garden for a good long while; Michelle is still young! All she’ll have to do is ask, maybe have a party, shake some hands, and take some pics every few years and the money will gladly be forked over, particularly as time makes the national memory of the Obamas grow…

I really hope that when Hilary wins Grandpa Bill hangs out in the garden with the grandkids as much as possible.

Nice, but I would still set down some bear traps just to be safe

And somehow, even though the house is always rigged to win, the casino will lose a billion dollars in its first year.

Glorious. The garden AND her speech.

They worried that this was big government telling people what to feed their kids.

She is so bloody smart, in every kind of intelligence I can think of. I am going to miss her (and the whole Obama fam) desperately.

Can you imagine how tacky he would make the White House if he got elected?

Kind of like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

That’s all cute and whatnot, but I have it on good authority that the White House Garden is slated to be paved over to make way for an onsite casino that people taking tours of the White House finish their tours in.

Guys. Guys? Guys.

Well played, Michelle.

I was really afraid it would get destroyed, so this is great. Trump will probably take a shit in it, though, and turn it into a helipad once he becomes president.

Her RECORD, dingus, as in what she has done while an elected official.
Here. https://votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/55463/hillary-clinton#.V-vp0iErJdg

You don’t think a former senator, first lady, and secretary of state with a solid record is a viable candidate?

Howard saying Trump is on coke is like the pot calling the kettle black. And by black, I mean Negros of color. I mean, Persons of Negros. Which I have totally employed... which is totally like housing discrimination. Which totally happened. But, you know, lawyers like Barack! And we totally just settled on that…