I'm going to have to side with common decency on this one. Perhaps they need to evaluate this payment service and maybe offer a one-time fee in case of emergencies. Maybe it's $10,000 if you don't pay the fee and you need their service. Maybe it's more?

@bdinger: I watched a friend who never used antivirus or run updates because "he knows what he's clicking" become the victim of a nice browser/add/javascript virus. It was the best thing I've ever seen, panicked and clicking all of the popup windows and installers that were running.

Almost as upsetting as when I found out this was a fake.

@grem28: surprise dick wins again.

@sixpantsmaloney: Damn kids indeed.

Cute, they matched the icon to iTunes 10.

Finally, an excuse.

This is the worst. When I was that age kids were doing the same thing (15+ years now). Peer pressure is a bitch. I used to fake it so my peers would leave me alone, luckily nobody caught on and held my neck longer. Stupid.

@torres546: well played sir.

@torres546:

doesn't air move around? 130 years of non moving air...

@bluebuju: No, because Douglas is awesome sauce. (I typed that in my Patrick Stewart voice)

It's out of theaters already? If they take it out how am I supposed to see it. WEIRD how that works.

"What an original quest!"

@SoaringDisbelief: bullets

@Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(ColonialMarine): I think it's 10£. I enjoyed Matt Damon in the last episode of 30 Rock.

@andrew_berge: Tighter pants would.

@pianoislife: Maybe they figure nobody needs domains anymore... UH OHS

Needs Microsoft Surface