How much oil does it take to power these things?

Gawsome.

@dgkz0idberg: so you will listen.

My OCD thanks you, and shakes it's fist at you.

@AndrewRyan: GBA Afterburner required, to be a hero.

Microsoft just announced their next innovation, Instafork.

@mrantimatter: I watched the first bit and skimmed the rest, it seemed like the device was meant to connect to the distribution to the home, the cable that has power shielded and return unshielded twisted together. I figured if they're that close to a house, what's the point?

I just realized that I no longer am interested in old video game ports or remakes. PC emulators have ruined me maybe, but I'm pretty sure I still prefer pulling out the old SNES when a bit of nostalgia is required.

@Brad Car: damn you snopes!

Americans: Make a pen that works in space.

@coreyog: It looks like if you walk towards the opposite side from where you threw it over, it would twist enough and fall off

@I see the light. It burns!: This is true!

@SQLGuru: SELECT * FROM INDOORS WHERE PANTS=TRUE

@Fase: Yes, YouTube is as big as it is because flash is laggy, choppy and unresponsive.

This is why there is a rule in our house... "You can't go outside until you put pants on"

What kind of phone was it??? (Sorry, I linked from Gizmodo)

Another example of "just because you can do it doesn't mean you should".

I stopped getting excited for HULU back when I was born Canadian.

I'll wait until they add the "what it feels like to take a crap" feature.

@funakoshi.gichin.shotokan: Lockdown, AppBackup, SBSettings. You're move.