Your kid seems to be a bit young to be taking up lollipop smoking.

Not it wasn't! I see lots of classified ads for modern cars with V4's.

And if your trunk can't carry a full bag...

If you're comparing an SS to a Hellcat, you have no clue what EITHER car is. What's next - a Corvette vs. Malibu comparison?

he's covered under the stand your ground law.

[screams internally]

That's what Honda's 2006 WOW concept did:

Sort of like the jalopnik hive mindcomments the go like "Ugh. The CLA is for yuppy badge whores that only car about image....anyone else wish Toyota would just sell the FT86 a toyota because you don't want to be seen in a Scion"

This is the best response ever to a circle jerk. Saved for future use.

Thats not how it works. Thats not how any of this works.

Portals?

But this one goes around corners

"Otherwise, I look forward to buying one used in seven years for the price of a new Toyota Camry"

Mercedes appears in Mario Kart

You're right.

You are right.

C'mon, you have to admit this story was begging for this:

That loos pretty neat actually

I surely love mine.