This is a deep OG Grover Golden Books reference, and as someone who read his original childhood version of this book to his daughter last night, respect.

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

If you are playing something called Offroad Wood Transport Truck Driver 2018, you have issues that go beyond malware.

I already said this, but to re-iterate.

I sympathize with Bell in a way I simply cannot sympathize with Brown, also as a lifelong Pittsburgher.

to New Jersey, which is a hell of an upgrade if you ask me

“To the death?”

I know T. Jon ( we worked at the same company for a short time) so I’m not going to argue with him, especially since his explanation is accurate. But there is another reason.

Bleedin Nuts is a gelding.

Im sorry Gabe but all value is subjective. Meaning there is no objective standard of what something is worth. Machado and Harper are not “worth” any particular salary. Yes, in the past, players similar to them (or even worse than them) got big ling term deals. That’s is no guarantee of future deals and not proof that…

For fuck’s sake. I don’t live in philly anymore but am a lifelong fan. Based on the headline I would’ve guessed Marcus Hayes. He’s a known moron whereas Ford is generally respected, at least until this.

I.....don’t buy this? The punts in the Bears game were not on 4th-and-1. And when you watch the video, Cox is triple-teamed from the get-go. I don’t quite buy that they planned it because Cox was going to be lazy.

Mash Equilibrium

HI BRYCE I’M JI
JIM THOME

Who the fuck made this soy boy every’s mom.

When pigs fly.

Eh? There are like 3 bars on campus. All the Penn kids go to Rittenhouse and Old City. 

Can’t imagine anyone from UPenn fraternizing with the plebs.

New York could use a second team

that might be the joke