You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

I know a lot of people who exclusively watch the movies find Maul annoying and fan-servicey, but you know what? I have one thing to say to those people:

Droideka? Looks more like a Firespray to me.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Why do I feel you’ve had to ask this question before in a different context?

And how come the force ghosts in Star Wars aren’t naked? It’s not like their clothing died.

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

I don’t know when else I’m gonna be able to tell this story, so I’ll latch onto the super-tenuous connection here and brag about this now.

To me, Damon’s type is ‘just another guy who tried to use the “as a father of daughters”’ excuse when confronted with his supposed ignorance and do-nothing-ism in the face of the monster of Harvey Weinstein.

That’s HEDLEY.

So she’s going to star in a remake of Blazing Saddles?

I’ve never watched “Lost.” Is this the barely dressed scene that she is upset about?

Wait I’m confused as to why this is terrible practice?

The best part of this joke is all the people who don’t get this joke.

The genius of this reply is lost on some people.

And they can’t be arsed to tell us the answer in the article, of course.

So, spoilers:

It was (almost certainly) an ‘icequake’, icebergs calving off of an ice-sheet.

Why do I want spam going to my voice mail? 

Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…

Blacks had 200 wypipo-free years to get their shit together in Haiti.  The absence of whites should have been a blessing to them. Instead all it proves is that blacks are completely incapable of upholding white standards of civilization in the absence of whites, and instead inevitably revert to the “African mean”. …

“Let me just get in a Trump/MAGA comment on this completely unrelated topic.”