Are you sure he’s Darth Maul and not Darth Mauul?

Also worth noting, him being a crime lord isn’t out of nowhere either. Once he got his marbles back one of his orders of business was to build his own empire during the chaos of the Clone Wars -he forcefully united all the criminal organizations in the galaxy under his thumb and then set out to start his own Empire…

The Late, Late Show With Craig Ferguson. And Geoff Peterson. And Sid. And Secretariat.

For me, there have always been two: Firefly and Deadwood.

There’s so many that could make the list but for me it’s got to be something great that was ended too soon or left incomplete: Deadwood

Fuck cancer.

Wrong. A couger is nothing like bear. A healthy adult male should be able serious challenge a couger and quite possibly win. Two men should not end up with one dead.

My favorite so far:

Just think what Vlad Guerrero could have done with no batter’s boxes and being able to launch shit in all directions. Banished indeed.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

We live in strange times. Now, the Middle East is pulling out of US

Philadelphia is happy to correct the mistake and shirts reading “Fuck Youse” are being silk screened right now.

The Fusion are really embracing the Philly sports ethos, and as a fan of Philly teams, I couldn’t be prouder.

Yeah, I’m not quite seeing it either, but whatever.

She added: “I think it’s pretty clear the Department of Justice opposed the merger, so the president or his administration hasn’t been influenced by any outside special interest...”

CALLING ALL JAN-MICHAEL VINCENTS

Chuck: I don’t like jump shootin teams

You’re such a Tesla hater I wonder how you planning on getting any journalistic integrity back down the road.

University of Phoenix Times Tables

I get that swans are majestic and beautiful and blah, blah, blah...but they are also almost as big of an asshole as geese, which are notorious for being the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom. I’m not saying that I support kicking swans in the head for karate practice, but I am saying that I bet those swans have done…