I wish Epic made PUBG.

Hahaha.

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…

They were singing lyrics to a song. Nobody chanted “Nigger”.

I mean I get your point, but JFK was screwing interns two at a time in the White House pool. LBJ used to fuck people on the floor of the oval office. And we all know what Clinton did.

You forgot #0:

How about fuck the parents who left a gun lying around or maybe even fuck the parents for not teaching the kid to not play with guns. This has nothing to do with the NRA.

He gave his reasons. We should septum and move on.

The main thing is that on a throw like that, the catcher usually turns toward first base and fires in a way that the runner can tell a pick-off throw is coming. Because he was square to the pitcher and his arm motion was the same as a normal throw back to the mound, the runner wasn’t cued to dive back to the base. If…

John Landis is a well known helicopter parent...

Like the legend of Rudy, one of the great sports lies/myths is the saintliness if John Wooden. Pay no attention to Sam Gilbert’s Cadillacs and cash. Walton, an admitted recipient of these payoffs, conveniently forgets all of this while clutching his pearls.

“calling and informing whoever hired Sneed of his abuse history”

Amazing, how that hip injury stole about 2 years off his career. Even with it, he still out performed Toews.

The entire argument of this article is that “if we ban guns they will be too hard for people to make themselves.” That is not true.

Easier than synthesizing ‘ludes. Making a gun, even a rather good gun, requires less tools, less knowledge, and no precursors that could be regulated.

Guns are not hard to make, even from scratch with just a hand file.

If your kids are fat, it’s on you. Make better fucking choices. The occasional cheeseburger isn’t the issue.

Out of control. I guess we’re all too fucking stupid to make our own choices.

I think the Amherst students who rioted last week after the Patriots lost are way worse than Eagles fans wearing jerseys on campus.

The parade was so much fun though. It was just an enormous party. I only witnessed one minor fight. Everyone was dancing, smiling, laughing, drinking, smoking, and enjoying the gorgeous day, which was a LOT less cold than it might’ve looked due to all the body heat. Cars parked wherever they could, which often meant…