One thing that, in my mind, gets lost in discussing this case is this fact.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Oh horseshit.

You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.

Apparently I live under a rock and haven’t seen the commercial! Not to be all hipster because I watch plenty of Netflix but Jeopardy is one of the few things I watch on TV...so I’m only familiar with COPD drugs and life insurance commercials.

Oh, wow. That sounds great! It’s amazing how many ways we can help and we don’t even know how. Thank you.

I seriously can’t step on a fucking ant without feeling bad. Here’s the ant, living it’s ant life, going about it’s ant business, and here’s me with my giant feet killing it for no purpose whatsoever. Like when people talking about vegetarians killing plants, and don’t you feel bad for plants? YES I DO D:

He usually spells his name with a silent "P"

Bachelorette parties will forever have a special place in my heart. The first time I ever went to a real club (alone and with a male friend), this guy kept creeping over and grinding on me, uninvited. I wasn't yet the elbow-throwing feminist menace I am today, so I didn't know what to do other than sort of awkwardly…

Time! Just time! You will be fine as long as you know that it will pass. It is difficult to get over now but just keep remembering that IT WILL PASS GIVEN SOME TIME.

I'd like to believe that if normal clothing is prompting a "crushing" sensation for anyone of any ball-having status, perhaps some clothing (and life) choices need to be reevaluated...

See, if it were me, I'd roll around in that shit and work it.

I am in a listicle mood today, so:

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…

This is a prime example of the dangers of brakes on cars.

Not possible on California roads. Any follow space is instantly filled by a BMW.

I'm sorry, you work for a company that repossessed a copy of Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul? What were the payments like that the customer couldn't keep up?

I usually get same or next day delivery with Amazon Prime. It's basically ruined every other company for me.

I usually get same or next day delivery with Amazon Prime. It's basically ruined every other company for me.

"And here is our garden."