A lot of people criticized it as boring and slow. In the height of the Star Wars craze, it’s a lot more Kubrick than Lucas.

Another controversial opinion: The Phantom Menace is a lot like Star Trek: The Motion Picture from twenty years earlier.

The Cybertruck is a “beast” in the same way that a Vespa scooter is a “hog.”

IKR?? He’s a teenage boy working with sexual dynamos like Annie Potts, Craig T. Nelson, Emily Osment, Will Sasso, the guy who plays Pastor Jeff...

To be fair... after I take a shower, I like to just sit around for a little bit, too.

Maybe this whole thing is just a bad idea in the first place.

From Horrible Bosses (2011):

Not sure I knew this was in the works... but I am super down for it.

When my car makes a noise or vibration it never did before, and my mind flashes through a lengthy worst case scenario of what it could be and how much this will cost and the stress and aggravation I’m about to experience.

Is there anything on this douche-coffin that ISN’T dangerous???

Their standards can go *lower*??? Seriously???

Every generation has their blondes. Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot, Farrah Fawcett, Suzanne Somers, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, et al...

Okay, boomer...

Re: automatic seatbelts

Will the Roadster have external speakers to play the Knight Rider turbo boost sound effect when you use this level of acceleration?

“There will never be another car like this, if you could even call it a car. You will love the new Roadster more than your house.”

You could not pay me enough to ride in that stainless-steel douche coffin.

I find it weirdly gratifying that this uber-expensive douchebag-mobile has the same issues as my dad’s old 1974 Ford Torino.

I know people who have benefitted from Ramsey’s advice. Namely, do a real budget, account for every cent you have, reevaluate your priorities.

IMHO, I feel like Marvel missed a perfect opportunity for a Deadpool Easter egg waaaaaaaaay back in 2019.