I think a better title would have been "What to Expect When You've Barely Eaten". If that were the title I'd be more excited, because it sounds like it would get gruesome!

Street harassment is one of the most crippling aspects of my life. Its so prevalent that I've spent days on end indoors to avoid it. It's a gateway form of harassment that escalates to scary heights of groping, sexual assault and debasement in nanoseconds. I started my blog (chicaandthecity.com) talking about…

Oh no! I ignore, like, hundreds of men every single day! I don't email them, look at them, wink at them, poke them, breathe in their direction or anything like that. They must think I'm such a whore, playing these mind games with them all, at the same time! Gawsh. That sarcasm being out of my system, can I…

Every single time that I see a television ad for this I yell at my TV: "No one cares!" and scare the living excrement out of my boyfriend. Who is this targeted at, exactly? I don't know too many men who are saying, "Finally, a show that gets me!" I'm pretty sure 90% of scripted shows "get men/boys/penis-havers, so…

That's awesome. It's like the whole internet is his Twitter! Hey, Tom, loved you in "Bronson"! Though, I saw a bit too much/little of your Hardy in that movie. Anyhoo, I can't wait to see you as Bane in "Dark Knight Rising". I say you and Ryan Gosling should do a kickass movie together. Writers, write something…

I know that having a pet WILL NOT prepare you for a child, and the fact that my dog (whom I can leave at home for 10 hours a day) still wears me out and makes me feel like I'm not doing enough for him, only serves to confirm that I am not ready for a little genetic proof that I had unprotected sex while ovulating. I…

Wait, does Rihanna Tweet about schtupping leprechauns? Because I totally need to start following her on Twitter if she does! But in any case, I totally agree. It gross that Rihanna is being slut-shamed for sexing it up. If anyone has an issue with how someone else conduct's their sexuality, here's a nifty idea: …

26 can be awesome because you've had 25 years to practice and prepare! And if not, then every year you're issued a do-over with another birthday! With that line of thinking, my 28th should be ah-mah-zing! Happy early birthday to you all!

Dodai, you're birthday is June 3rd, too? I thought I was the only person who gives themselves props for a celebrity having a birthday remotely near their own! June 3 is the day awesomeness was born! :-) (Cocky moment of the month)

lol I'm already on it!

I cannot wait for this to premiere! I will watch the crap out of this show! Neurotic is the new sexy!