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Unfortunately for the rest of us, the closest we can to get to a hot 20-something piece of meat is the Rebrand Beef sold at the local Food Lion meat counter.

Not to be outdone, Israel has confirmed that the country will be represented in the 2012 Olympics by several female Schwimmers and Spritzers.

+1. Brilliant.

-1. Not cool, man.

+1 holy crap

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This Sheed comment is my nominee for COTY. I kept revisiting it for a few days.

+1 on the inside joke comment. I don't post comments daily, mainly because I don't think I can think of anything as funny as some of the old balls commenters. However, I do spend a considerable amount of time on here and probably spend as much (or more) time reading comments than the articles themselves. But even that…

"That's all," he said, before joining his attorney in walking toward his attorney's SUV and being driven away.

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Well that is certainly great that your work will actually be used for something more than just a grade. A few of my writing-based classes felt that way, and it was really hard to not half-ass it in those situations. But the possibility of being published, as well as it likely being submitted for a conference, should…

Yeah, we all take refuge in something to keep us sane when all you're supposed to do is write. For you it was church, which was probably more constructive than what my distractions of choice: weed and FIFA. But the next year I took up smoking, which actually boosted my grades. I presume it's because you're supposed to…

This is a picture of Kyle Field in College Station (Home of the 12th Man) the first game after 9/11 against Oklahoma State. I was a senior in high school and was applying to college around that time, and this cemented my decision to go to A&M.

I think the wings he ate were from Pluckers in Dallas, although I could be wrong. I love spicy food, but I cower at the thought of actually eating their wings.

Yeah, I'm hearing a lot of stuff about Glenwood South. Any idea how long it would take to get to North Hills from there in rush hour?

Fucking love chicken and waffles. I'm very glad you suggested this. That will be one of my first destinations when I get to the area.

Yeah it's legit. I think the original is in downtown Fort Worth, but we always go to the one in Addison.

Excellent. Thanks for the suggestions. Regarding where to live, I've noticed that houses there are so much cheaper than Dallas. I'm mainly looking at places south of 440 and most of them seem close to the Glenwood South area. Is that an area I'd want to live or will I just have a ton of drunks pissing on my door? I…