Yeah, I hear it's great and getting better, which is why I don't mind leaving Dallas (which I also think is great and getting better).

Thanks for the suggestion. At first I thought you were advising me to have a cookout and was confused about that until someone else mentioned it too.

10 hours of sleep in 3 days? Dude, you are living like a king!

Major career/location move DUAN

Have you ever seen an episode of Iron Chef America?

What about another exclamation mark?

Thank you for mentioning Murray Hewitt, whose comedic genius earned him the prestigious honor of being my dog's true namesake.

So true about Artemis.

If you think that you'll be able to go to the gym 5 or 6 times a week as an attorney, then you are either incredibly optimistic or you have maybe the sweetest law gig ever. If it's the latter, please PM me if a job opens up.

Look at you and your big words!

My favorite movie of all time.

Wow. I had no idea either. You are fucking champ and I admire your sense of humor about your treatment.

Sometimes the best intentions can't keep you from winding up on someone's shit Liszt.

Dallas, although possibly relocating to Raleigh for a job.

Clearly this Bama hacker is trying to prevent any LSU shirts from being sold at all. Previously, he had hacked LSUshop.net to only display men's LSU shirts up to size XXXL, which still didn't prevent female LSU fans from gearing up for the big game.

I don't know if this says anything about his ability to coach, but Shanahan really shouldn't have let Herschel Walker pick the offensive starters this season.

It was a kind gesture by Lindsay Lohan to help raise money for the victims of the Japanese tsunami, but she really shouldn't have gone to Fukushima until the crabs had cleared up.

It took so long for me to read I had to take multiple breaks. But it was worth it, not just because of Azure's triumphant return, but because a few of my Deadspin heroes completely dismantled her in a manner that was more logical and eloquent than anything that lab nerd could muster.

Agreed. I really don't understand its appeal. Even when they say something that I may naively find to be clever, I never even crack a smile. That show is awful.

In a recent feature on Mr. Khan, a childhood friend recalled when a young Shahid almost didn't attend Illinois after he heard the mascot was an "Indian". Although Khan acknowledged his petty misgivings about the university, this anecdote might shed light on his odd behavior during his meeting with NFL owners, in which…