@All Over But The Sharting: We don't see many plows around these parts, usually because we rarely have enough accumulation for them to be brought in from other parts of the state that do have legitimate snow build-ups. However, I did notice some plows a few days ago clearing off ice in the fast lane on N. Central…

@Fuzzy Dunlop: So, like, do you want to take the bar exam for me? It's February 23-25 in Fort Worth. Thanks.

@AzureTexan: It's all relative. We don't get snow and ice as often as northern cities, but normally the roads are taken care of within a day or so. This year has been especially bad since we've had our coldest temperatures since the 80s and some roads have been frozen solid. It didn't help that we got around 4" of…

@Steve U: +١

This video time capsule really brings back memories of how unfunny the world was 10 years ago.

This video time capsule really helps me realize how unfunny the world was 10 years ago.

@Bellwether Johnson: Just looked up Terry Jacks and lost another 10 minutes to the black hole that is Wikipedia. Thanks for that.

@Phintastic: I apologize for misleading you. I really need to wrangle in my reckless use of figures of speech.

Wikipedia DUAN

Also a laugh riot? Oh Africa, Brave Africa.

As a Dallas resident, I would like to offer my services to Deadspin to cover local strip clubs during Super Bowl week. Experience includes many hours at local strip clubs, ability to infiltrate VIP lounges and "blend" in with the clientele. Will accept $1 bills and bottles of Hpnotiq as compensation.

@Fendi Hotdogbun: Dat Nguyen having a neck is news to me.

Given his history, using charm is Ben's least preferred method to get others' pants off.

@AzureTexan: I see what you did there. +1.

@Steve U: +1. I appreciate Henry VIII references. [deadspin.com]

@Gamboa Constrictor: Or Scot Pollard's career.

What I wouldn't give to dick-slap everyone in Philadelphia.

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: I don't but I know quite a few people that have them. They're pretty big in Dallas since I've seen a ton of folks wearing them and the running stores are always sold out.

@WashingtonForeskins: A mole.