"I'm looking for an heir. Deal."

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: +1 Holy crap that's brilliant.

@ClueHeywood: This is how Ruff Ryders roll.

Pictured: Bangladeshi TV star Ashraf Mahmud on the set of hit TV show Jayani Loves Chakor.

@Irishdan56: Lance Armstrong has earned the benefit of the doubt, more so than Floyd Landis. They're trying really fucking hard to discredit Lance, and to my knowledge the only evidence on which they're basing all this shit is hearsay.

@BrownSugar***s: If someone beats cancer, becomes a great in his sport, and uses his fame to inspire and encourage people in their own battles with cancer, then I couldn't fucking care less about his personal relationships.

@Desi_Relaford: I am a Cowboys fan and I must admit that I, too, cheered for the Giants to win that game. However, that was purely based on my hatred for the cheating Patriots and my desire to not see them go undefeated.

Despite its questionable online advertising tactics, hosting the Roethlisberger/Harlan engagement party should finally propel El Canelo past renowned custard vendor Forbush Drive In as New Castle's top restaurant.

@ihatespammail: My point wasn't that I think everyone's got a spare snowmobile lying around. If you read what I wrote, I said that I find it hard to believe that there aren't any snowmobiles, sleighs, ATVs, or any other device capable of snow travel in such a LARGE city that FREQUENTLY gets snow.

@Zapfino_the_Magnificent: I wasn't saying that there are snowmobiles abound in NYC, but in such a large city in a region where blizzards are fairly common in the winter, surely there are a few that could have been used.

"The Dallas Police Department originally gave Van Exel the assist, but later credited him with a made shot."

@essayhead: So are you saying that you signed a contract with New York City? I'm intrigued. Please tell me where it says in this contract the city is obligated to plow the streets at your bidding.

So you're telling me that a city that is accustomed to storms like this ever few years doesn't have any resources within in its own community that could have been used? I seem to recall that in New Orleans, citizens used boats and rafts to rescue others and save themselves. How am I to believe that there aren't any…

To those of you who are disappointed about DJ Earworm's music "selection": he uses Billboard's Top 25 songs of the year. You know who you should talk to about choosing a "wider selection of songs"? Try America.

A more racist (and insensitive) joke that shocked me when I heard it (a tough feat to say the least):

@twoeightnine: I presume it's because Matt Dodge isn't a female player on a Pop Warner team.

@thetaxman:

Am I alone in thinking that in the first picture it kinda looks like Rex and Michelle are posing with the largest, fluffiest, most perfect marijuana bud ever grown?

@Same Sad Echo: Saving Silverman, Knocked Up, and Bad Santa are the comedies that I could watch over and over.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: After reading your comment I salivated at the chance to make a joke about Lions first round wide receivers, but then I subsequently had my hopes crushed when I saw JanetRenoManchild beat me to it. So that's all I could contribute.