@DavidWrightstuff: Don't we all?
@Fallopian Tubing: I took it twice. First time was right after I graduated college and busted my ass preparing for it. I over-thought things and scored way below what I was getting on practice tests. It was still alright, but I was pretty bummed about it.
Can we trade "LeBron" to the FCC for "fuck"? At least give us "tits" back!
@lauren_jo: Someone get this girl a star.
DUAN:
NO ONE ELSE IS CELEBRATING WITH HIM.
"Ability to project the image of the University of Texas and the UT Men's Athletics Department with dignity and grace regardless of circumstances and environments. Excellent interpersonal and communication skills. Professional demeanor."
I KNEW Gawker shouldn't have blown the cover of Anonymous.
@Natzzzzzz: As a Cowboys fan, I would like to give you the gun.
@Phintastic: Did I miss the "Ask a Black Man" segment? Rats. I guess my question on whether white men can do the Dougie will have to wait.
It sure does take a long time for hemp shirts to burn.
Xavi and Iniesta in for Maradona and Romario.
I predict the "high-powered Midwestern law firm" will take their talents to the Southern District of Ohio.
One of Beckham's well manicured fingers could still kick Josh Burt's ass. Just saying.
@214w: Well that went pretty much how I expected, except for the fact that Real couldn't get on the board.
I think we'll see the defenses break down a bit in the second half. Too many bad asses on the field for each team to contain. I predict 4-2 Barca with 2 goals from David Villa.
@214w: Mussolini's favorite team was Lazio. Did you mean General Franco?