More appropriate headline: "Notable bow tie wearer and Pee Wee Herman doppelganger against egalitarian football playoff, prefers 'mixed-up mystery' method for deciding championship."

No mention of Brandy Pearl's emo Myspace profile pic?

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: +1

I'm not the only one who thinks Bo Pelini is a dick. [sports.espn.go.com]

Bo Pelini is a dick. I bet he yelled at his grandma on her birthday too.

I wonder if Rogaine has a product to treat receding foreheads.

Has anyone else noticed that the Eagles logo is the only one that slants or faces the left? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

That is the most amateur scoring system I've ever seen. Way to set the bar high for a bonus at a whopping 250 yards (which 13 QBs average per game). I wonder how many points QBs get for pump fakes.

After watching the infamous Sage Rosenfels "helicopter" game and now this Hail Mary, I am firmly convinced that the Houston Texans are the most creative NFL team in finding ways to lose.

Great article on the latest spectacle at Cowboys Stadium. But as a native Dallasite, I feel obligated to correct you regarding the "loud, hollering rednecks" you mention. Indeed, there are lots of suburban rednecks in the greater Dallas-Fort Worth area, but I can assure you few of them are interested in boxing over…

@Lionel Osbourne: +1

@Ryanosaurus Rex: I'd probably get work done a little faster if my managing partner did that.

"Ok, just like we discussed... Next you'll ball it up with your fingers, hand it off to the left hand, then take it in for the score." - Giants' nose-picking coach Joachim Low.

I couldn't even watch Marisa Miller and Bree Olson scissoring, in Elysium, sober if I was surrounded by a bunch of Mormons.

Despite the Tao front office making him the cornerstone of the party and consulting him regarding personnel decisions, James decided to take his talents to his hotel room.

I really hope young Derekscott pulls through this and lives his life long enough to learn that his parents are fucking idiots for naming him Derekscott. Not even a sheep would allow someone so tragically named to mount it.