(Thank you! The Little is two, I am just incredibly lazy about this extra weight. Hashtag YOLO and all that.)

Oh no, you misunderstand! I ask out of curiosity, not because I don't believe a larger woman can have abs. I'm not plus-size but I certainly have a lot of extra weight since Little ScreenName came along, and it's all in my stomach. But I have what I call "an ab" that looks a little like this. She seems to have…