I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

“We have our new assistant GM!" - The Houston Astros 

In his defense, the longer he stays on stage, the longer Robocop has to triangulate his location and shoot his dick clean off.

Where he bought it from is irrelevant. Given that there is zero regulation of the supplement industry, he could be ingesting Grandma Ethel’s ashes and not know it.

It’s almost like getting punched in the head repeatedly has some sort of negative effect.

Also belief that we’re just trying to score drugs, which goes under the “they’re racists” umbrella

• Prevailing belief in medical culture that black people feel less pain than other demographics.
  

I just can never get past the fact that NYCFC play on a field that is made for toddlers.

Pure class.

It’s like the soccer version of this...

but is there another sport where a single penalty/foul can change the game so dramatically?

(If single-elimination is good enough for World Cup knockouts and the Champions League final, can we please stop pretending it’s at all bush league when MLS does it)

Because without that penalty, the game would devolve into a hackfest anytime the ball got anywhere near the goal.

Yeah, I was kind of amazed he put his teammate on blast so publicly. On the other hand, it was a very, very bad foul.

Cruising through the regular season, only to fall to a less monied and less fancied opponent in the knockout stages is pretty on-brand for City Football Group.

Wouldnt this be TFCs 3rd conference final?

The best part of the clip of the foul is Maxi Rodriguez looking at Matarrita like “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, MAN?!”

What we’re here to discuss now is how NYCFC have fallen in the conference semifinals four years running, and their particularly bad record at home.

That sentence was true in 2016, 2017, 2018, and was made true in humiliating fashion once again after NYCFC lost to Toronto on Wednesday night.

NY MLS teams blowing it in the playoffs?