Jules Verne couldn’t get to the bottom of the Madonna chasm. What makes you think CeeLo had a chance?

Or even just “says”:

A friend of mine likes to drop “ASS TO ASS!” as a non-sequitur, and it never fails to make me laugh. #junkiehookerjenniferconnellyforpresident

Scene: NFL Head Office

Dear FCC.

If only every morning can start with a Mean Street posse reference. +1

+1 botched throw through a glass window

Imagine the letters to the FCC if they recreated that scene from Requiem for a Dream?

“Admits” is an odd choice for the headline.

What was your first giveway? That her entourage included these guys?

“How deep you wanna get?” she says. “However deep you’re willing to go,” I say.

Yeah, that’s nice and all, but we got stuck with Maroon 5 and for the love of god, can we just stop with the half time shows already?...after the J-Lo/Shakira asstravaganza.  

“I was not about to go and be of service to them in any way.”

And that’s a fine outcome. I’m just pointing out that the governing body needs to have England’s back on this, if the outcome is in any way favorable to Bulgaria or unfavorable to England then this particular form of protest will be counter-productive.

This gives a whole new meaning to the nickname “The Bulgarian Brute”

So, what you’re getting at is,

Bulgaria is anal country.

Apparently, three sentences = a “long story”

Seems a lot more likely they’d end up just having to replay the match in an empty stadium, or something like that.

Fun fact: [long story about anal sex and geography]

Fun fact: the English verb “bugger,” which means “to have anal sex,” derives from “Bulgar.” A heretical medieval sect named the Cathars called on its members to eschew having children, but did not proscribe sex; this meant lots of anal. The Cathars were most prominent in the borderlands between Hungary and the…