As long as the chocolate under the foil wasn’t damaged, what’s the big deal?

Adams’s reaction to the trophy breaking just makes the moment near perfect.

Witten’s just continuing his work in making Tony Romo look much more competent.

This is especially true considering how, um... “digitally challenged” he is:

Major point: Dude’s leg is fucked up and he won’t take another snap and cash those checks. 

That’s just good hustle by Witten, no way that thing fits in a standard trash can in one piece.

I haven’t seen a trophy get messed up that badly since Donnie No-Wall unplugged Melania while she was still installing updates.

but he was milquetoast and non-offensive to the most catered to section of NFL fans so I think he did a tremendous job

To be fair, Witten had never held any NFL trophies before.

I don’t know why Mahomes and Adams look so scared.  Witten’s no threat to them, thanks to Asimov’s first law

I think most of us will be pleasantly surprised if Alex Smith, finally able to walk like a normal person again, says “Fuck football, I’m done.”

There is a playoff winning quarterback available right now.  Don't know why they don't sign Tebow. 

Snyder: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Griffin The Wise?

Gruden: No?

everything is coming up Peterman...

Man, don’t wish this clogged toilet of a franchise on Kaepernick. That’s fucked up.

A minor point, but that’s probably just an ace wrap around the leg between the external fixator pin sites, not a cast. The wrap helps keep the swelling down and also hides scars/dressings/wounds. Casting around an ex-fix is nearly impossible to get on and off without buggering up the ex-fix and not really necessary.

I’m just still hung up on the whole Species: “unknown” stuff.

After reading this, I really want to play a Star Wars style Monster Hunter game where Yaddle is your point of contact for hunting beasts on various planets.

I play a lot of Galaxy Of Heroes and you are right. They need more DS characters right now. But also, I want Yaddle. lol

Lets just start with “Make good Star Wars games (again)” and go from there.