Attempted murder, huh?  I guess no one associated with the Suns is ever really successful.

To be fair, with the Suns, those are the best seats in the house, because it means you don’t have to watch the Suns. 

“RENOVATE THE SUNS ARENA?!?!?! OVER YOUR (attempted) DEAD BODY!”

I was at the Suns-Kings game a couple weeks ago. For free seats, they were free seats — off to the right of one of the baskets, first row up from the floor. That put us almost exactly four rows behind Robert Sarver, whose seat is in the very corner of the baseline and the endline.

This is why we lose. When the most forceful advocates against corruption and grift are a nonagenarian and an unrepentant would-be assassin, it’s hard to take that side seriously.

THAT IS LEGITIMATELY INSANE. I guess it proves the Arizona Man argument someone made yesterday that AZ would be way more entertaining than Florida Man stories if AZ had more open records.

The nuance that is missed in these articles is that the relative shittiness of the deal does depend on the financing mechanism for the municipal bonds. If the bonds are secured ONLY against tax revenues from the stadium itself then the city is basically just taking advantage of its higher credit and tax exemptions to…

I’ve never met the man, but I think he would prefer to go in as a Binghamton Rumble Pony. Now you might ask “did he ever play for the Mets AA affiliate?”

“I believe he would want his Hall of Fame plaque to portray that grim, unflinching stare that batters knew so well. And, above the brim that shaded his eyes, I think he would want a “P.””

“Space Station, this is your President,” Trump said to his own reflection, according to Sims.

I remember growing up before the answering machine or the VCR or the space shuttle or the Hubble Space Telescope.

That almost sounds like a real estate pitch, and still feels safer than living in his Towers

The Apollo Program: build a 35-story skyscraper, fill it with high explosives, set it on fire and it’ll go to the Moon!

Fuckface is digging deep for a Moon Shot of his own, but it’s looking more like Apollo 1 than 11 for him

If he’s volunteering for the flight, we could launch him next week. Now, bringing him back…

I like your optimism, but the problem is way harder than just making a vehicle. There isn’t a plan for how to produce the food, air, and water for the journey, and to be honest we still don’t know enough about how to shield humans from cosmic radiation for long enough to get to Mars, then do the same thing back again.

Ima just leave this here.

Present technology could probably get Donnie to Mars but it would be a one way trip.

No, this is totally doable. And on the cheap.

I humbly volunteer to be launched into the void if he gets a second term.