You are of course, correct. Let me correct myself. Hurr durr laughing at horrific injury because he’s not on my team (fantasy or otherwise).  I am so glad this makes my sportsball team more likely to win!  Other sportsball team sucks!

Here’s the thing with the “curse”. Any player, statistically, is going to have a roughly 4.1% chance to injure themselves and they tend to miss a mean of 3.1 games per injury as per this article from 2016 (with broken graphics)

I mean, the Patriots are known for being absolutely ruthless, who did you think you were signing for?  It’s like signing on to be in the Trump administration and then being shocked when everything around you is shit and everyone you work with is shitty.  #StickingToSportsForTheInvestors

As you wish:

Gruesome Bird Massacre is my favorite black nu frenzy metal band from San Francisco.

That’s so weird, the oriental women are usually great at handling rods - Robert Kraft

That second part is a bad take, the Bundesliga is very good at producing quality players. World Cup winning midfielder Benjamin Pavard, who had the goal of the tournament:

I don’t think the special effects are why people didn’t go to see the movie.  I think it has a lot more to do with a fairly dumb plot and some very underwhelming looking action scenes.

Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

I’ve got a one-up for you: soccer trainer for very young kids (as in 10 and below). It was only part time, but it was fun as hell. Basically fun play games designed to reach the kids soccer, do some small 5 on 5 games for the older (8+) kids, 3 hours a day of exercise, fresh air and giggling kids. It’s kinda like…

Blizzard engaged in corporate censorship in favor of Chinese government policies. People aren’t angry that Blizzard takes TenCent’s money, they’re angry that Blizzard screwed over a streamer for expressing support for Hong Kong protestors. There’s a strong argument for not taking such investments in the first place,…

If Epic bans a streamer for speaking out on Hong Kong, then I’ll be upset; so far they haven’t.  It’s not about how deep you are in their pockets, it’s about whether you let fear of losing Chinese money push you around.

I mean, this is simple to fix if Twich gave a damn.  Just say “no genitalia visible, no visible butts/butt cracks and no visible nipples” if the goal is truly to ensure Twitch doesn’t just become a porn streaming platform.

The difference is that, for breaking a leg or something like that, is that generally broken legs can heal. Maybe you don’t play the sport again after a bad leg/arm injury and maybe you’ll have some pain, but you’re still a functional human being. We have no way to fix a fucked up brain right now, that’s why sports…

No no, it’s supposed to be “catch a tiger by the toe” not let the tiger catch you by the toe!  God dammit people get it right!

So what I’m hearing is you’re threatened by my big disk energy?

The argument for the last decade or so has been the Patriots don’t win games, other teams screw up and give it to them.  Maybe it’s just that Belichick is actually just really good at crafting plays to make other teams screw up?  Some sort of mental trickery?  What I’m saying is, Belichick has mind powers and is…

You’re really burying the lede here Chris, who are these people that like carrying around other people’s jock straps?  What strange sexual sub-culture is this?  Is Rex Ryan a member of this kink community?

Man, I hope they livestream when he’s taken away in cuffs.

It wouldn’t be the first time a bunch of Catholics burned a female leader.