So when I was a kid I lived in a town at the mouth of a canyon. There were mining operations in the mountainous areas of the canyon, so just by the entrance there was an explosives factory. One year there was a big forest fire in the mountains and it got within yards of the explosives factory, we were told if the…

First, I was hoping it was something about hand/wrist strength so I could make an easy masturbation joke, unfortunately it is not.

All of this assumes that the current view of Quantum Mechanics actually is correct. It may not be.

I think you’re missing why some people are pissed.  It’s not just that the Epic Storefront is feature incomplete (which is true) it’s about crowd-funding backers feeling betrayed.  They backed a supposedly indie developer, once that developer gets a big money Epic deal they tell their backers to use Epic’s store or…

I will note that, for games like Borderlands 3, they made no bones about being a timed exclusive on the Epic Storefront.  What angers a lot of people is that they believed in a crowd-funded developer and they were funding something “truly independent” (though I have criticisms of this idea, but that’s for another…

Sure, but let’s not forget that the Steam of 2007 and the Steam of 2019 are two very different things. The original Steam was basically just a piece of DRM, the Steam of today is a fully fledged storefront with wishlists, different options for viewing your library, a cart, the ability to give gifts, etc. etc. The Epic…

I mean...yes actually. Granted, I think some other factors are larger than merely the Epic store issue, but it definitely hurts crowd-funding credibility. When developers of crowd-funded games like Phoenix Point say they got so much money from Epic that they don’t need crowd-funding anymore and offer refunds a lot of…

You can be angry about multiple things at once, trust me I do it all the time. Beyond all of that, spending <2 minutes to say “The Epic Store kinda sucks” isn’t all that much effort.

“I’ve earned the right to joke with Zeke. Let me be real clear about that. I’ve earned the right to joke with Zeke.” Jones then continued “I’ve made the necessary sacrifices to the spirits, used a sampling of his hair and created the appropriate totemic doll necessary.” Jones form grew more sinister, the air grew…

Some people can’t even use the Epic storefront because it’s blocked or illegal in their country. Then there’s the fact that the storefront doesn’t comply with GDPR:

Because they don’t have those backups.  Claims of “it’s too expensive” are all too common, until they’re over a barrel, of course.

Not my thing, just pointing out that it’s basically just a less skilled handjob and that humans are remarkably adept at using everything and anything to get their jollies.

This doesn’t fix the central issue though. The people that claim videos manually are the minority of claims, most of the claims go through YouTube’s automatic copyright claim system. Since this automatic system is incapable of understanding “fair use” then even when a video is clearly fair use it will flag videos. As…

Because t hey’re dicks?

When you think about it, it’s not so different from anal or oral sex. From an anatomical perspective the activity is supposed to be penis enters vagina so that the reproductive act is completed.  But humans have learned to use their hands, other holes and yes even feet to enjoy themselves and each other.

That’s because the plane hit the ground, it’s well known that only walls can kill an Earnhardt.

Maybe a bit too soon?  Should I wait 18 years first?

Just the children?

Nope.  EpiPen’s may fix the allergy issue, but they drastically raise blood pressure and heart rate which requires monitoring.  More than that, you have to buy the EpiPens ahead of time and may not use them before they expire in the next 12-18 months.

So...actually the concern is about Porcine Reproductive and Respiratory Syndrome (PRRS) that is known to affect pigs from the genetic lines in Australia. This viral disease can be passed (like a lot of diseases) via sexual contact. It’s nicknamed “blue ear pig disease” because it can cause some nasty looking…