First, I was hoping it was something about hand/wrist strength so I could make an easy masturbation joke, unfortunately it is not.

I think you’re missing why some people are pissed.  It’s not just that the Epic Storefront is feature incomplete (which is true) it’s about crowd-funding backers feeling betrayed.  They backed a supposedly indie developer, once that developer gets a big money Epic deal they tell their backers to use Epic’s store or…

I will note that, for games like Borderlands 3, they made no bones about being a timed exclusive on the Epic Storefront.  What angers a lot of people is that they believed in a crowd-funded developer and they were funding something “truly independent” (though I have criticisms of this idea, but that’s for another…

Sure, but let’s not forget that the Steam of 2007 and the Steam of 2019 are two very different things. The original Steam was basically just a piece of DRM, the Steam of today is a fully fledged storefront with wishlists, different options for viewing your library, a cart, the ability to give gifts, etc. etc. The Epic…

I mean...yes actually. Granted, I think some other factors are larger than merely the Epic store issue, but it definitely hurts crowd-funding credibility. When developers of crowd-funded games like Phoenix Point say they got so much money from Epic that they don’t need crowd-funding anymore and offer refunds a lot of…

You can be angry about multiple things at once, trust me I do it all the time. Beyond all of that, spending <2 minutes to say “The Epic Store kinda sucks” isn’t all that much effort.

“I’ve earned the right to joke with Zeke. Let me be real clear about that. I’ve earned the right to joke with Zeke.” Jones then continued “I’ve made the necessary sacrifices to the spirits, used a sampling of his hair and created the appropriate totemic doll necessary.” Jones form grew more sinister, the air grew…

Some people can’t even use the Epic storefront because it’s blocked or illegal in their country. Then there’s the fact that the storefront doesn’t comply with GDPR:

Not my thing, just pointing out that it’s basically just a less skilled handjob and that humans are remarkably adept at using everything and anything to get their jollies.

When you think about it, it’s not so different from anal or oral sex. From an anatomical perspective the activity is supposed to be penis enters vagina so that the reproductive act is completed.  But humans have learned to use their hands, other holes and yes even feet to enjoy themselves and each other.

That’s because the plane hit the ground, it’s well known that only walls can kill an Earnhardt.

Maybe a bit too soon?  Should I wait 18 years first?

Just the children?

Worth noting, one of the flags he’s so concerned about is the United Front flag, an anti-Nazi and anti-fascist symbol used by WW2 resistant groups.  So Lalas is literally siding with Nazis who would love to see the symbol banned.

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

It’s worth noting, as I’m playing through BL2 again right now, that a lot of the story/humor is actually a bit more nuanced than I remember. Sure, Mr. Torgue being all about “EXPLOSIONS?!” is a bit of slapstick fun, but there’s a lot of references I missed 10 years ago and subtlety in the characters that I glossed…

Jerry Jones is incorrect.  The educated man knows to use his blood to form the sacred symbols and call upon the dark power of the great old ones to assist him.  As the bile rises in his esophagus he knows to hold it in with all his might so as to not offend.  When the paramedics arrive, you stab the first one in the…

Right, which is why the OP’s original statement wasn’t an insult but a statement.  Almost certainly a large number of folks complaining about this would self-identify as incels.

Incels have a tendency to attack anything they regard as “feminist” so almost certainly there are some incels complaining about this. Incels also don’t feel insulted by being called incels.  On the other hand, it can be used to insult someone who does not consider themselves to be an incel.

Ah my bad, for some reason I thought it was a guy.