I know, I mean he’s paying her well!

I mean...that’s kinda the not so secret secret of horse racing in America isn’t it? For the rich people it’s about funny hats and dressing up in pastel suits like it’s the 70's, but the real money is made on the local hicks who will lay down their last $100 on a horse they know nothing about while they’re blackout…

A Deadspin post about MLS in which they aren’t shitting all over MLS?  Did I step through a portal into another dimension?

Interesting thing to note: Florida has a much higher standard for culpability for serving a drunk than most states.  Basically you need to know that they’re an alcoholic when you serve them; that’s why the lawyer’s statement is so heavy on emphasizing that they knew he was an alcoholic.  Honestly though, it’s a really…

It would help if Lil Rel was actually funny.

+39 pairs of Nike Decades

It’s just a toddler man, one punch and he’s knocked out cold.  What’s the big deal?

I mean, he’s not wrong about the ticket price hikes being a problem.  But he’s also misdiagnosing the problem (ownership greed) and he’s a self-serving little shit so fuck him.

BECAUSE HE SHOWED HIS DICK TO A TEENAGER!  Now, generally in a relationship I would not speculate or comment on the relationship...but when you showed your dick to dozens of female fans, including underage fans, your motivations become pretty clear.  

It’s a wrestling character he made up, as a joke, called “Sterdust” after WWE pulled some bullshit copyright stuff on a clip he used in a video.  He’s actually become an actual wrestling guy in the south, now just wrestles as himself.

Could have gone with this one too:

I felt this one was more...sexual, but cornflake homunculus is good stuff too.

I mean, union reps are usually people that work in the same workplace...

Union workers make 27% more on average and also have better benefits.

Judge: Why are you jerking me around like this?

Nah, that’s crazy talk.  Surely sports journalists wouldn’t be worried about losing “access”.

There’s a lot of reasons why people cheat. Sometimes, it’s because their significant other isn’t taking care of them emotionally but they’re afraid to leave the “safety” of the relationship. Sometimes it’s because they’re bored with their current sex life. Then there are people like this Jared asshole, who have (a…

So many bad choices in that move.

The weirdest thing is this guy is one of the good ones:

But that ruling is not permanent, it’s a temporary injunction.  The only way for Kraft to avoid the tape becoming public is for it to be thrown out as evidence...thus the legal struggle.