It would help if Lil Rel was actually funny.

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It’s just a toddler man, one punch and he’s knocked out cold.  What’s the big deal?

I mean, he’s not wrong about the ticket price hikes being a problem.  But he’s also misdiagnosing the problem (ownership greed) and he’s a self-serving little shit so fuck him.

BECAUSE HE SHOWED HIS DICK TO A TEENAGER!  Now, generally in a relationship I would not speculate or comment on the relationship...but when you showed your dick to dozens of female fans, including underage fans, your motivations become pretty clear.  

It’s a wrestling character he made up, as a joke, called “Sterdust” after WWE pulled some bullshit copyright stuff on a clip he used in a video.  He’s actually become an actual wrestling guy in the south, now just wrestles as himself.

Could have gone with this one too:

I felt this one was more...sexual, but cornflake homunculus is good stuff too.

I mean, union reps are usually people that work in the same workplace...

Union workers make 27% more on average and also have better benefits.

Judge: Why are you jerking me around like this?

Nah, that’s crazy talk.  Surely sports journalists wouldn’t be worried about losing “access”.

There’s a lot of reasons why people cheat. Sometimes, it’s because their significant other isn’t taking care of them emotionally but they’re afraid to leave the “safety” of the relationship. Sometimes it’s because they’re bored with their current sex life. Then there are people like this Jared asshole, who have (a…

So many bad choices in that move.

The weirdest thing is this guy is one of the good ones:

But that ruling is not permanent, it’s a temporary injunction.  The only way for Kraft to avoid the tape becoming public is for it to be thrown out as evidence...thus the legal struggle.

To be clear, technically speaking the lawyers aren’t arguing about this right now. If Robert Kraft pleaded guilty or if Robert Kraft goes to trial, his penis video is entered into the state’s records. Due to Florida’s Sunshine law, journalists can request and acquire the handjob videos. So...Robert Kraft refused to…

Atlanta United won the MLS title last year, their second year in the league and the best team in MLS right now may be LAFC, who are in their second year in the league.  So personally, I’d say yes.

This is exactly it. If anything, this strengthens the argument for inorganic, inauthentic teams with big marketing budgets and billionaire conglomerates backing them. Those teams without the built-in lower tier fanbase have succeeded to a far higher extent in the past few years than any of the teams jumping up.  The…

Allow me to introduce you to something worse: Sitting in an outdoor stadium in Ft. Lauderdale in July.  At least you can easily walk out of the stadium and get some coke if you’re in Miami.