The last bit is technically not true. Nothing in the rules says you need a keeper on the field if one is sent off via red card; but no team is suicidal enough to not put someone into the goal.

I disagree.  KOTOR 1 allowed you to actually build your own for the first time, included different and new colors and added lightsabers to a turn-based (well semi-turn based) world.  The Force Unleashed, meanwhile, is the best lightsaber combat to date.

So...let’s start with this: the fucking president of the United States should not have this much to say about the results of a horse race. The horse race isn’t related to his job and he should have better things to do. At worst, the president should send out a quick “congrats” sort of tweet that is probably written by…

Can the NFL become any more of a cartoon villain?  All we need is Goodell in some sort of authoritarian uniform talking about unity and they’re basically the bad guys in every dystopian sci-fi movie.

It’s not really, approximately 1.7% of all babies born have intersex properties.

West coast is the best coast.  Also, I don’t listen to sports radio.

Guns don’t kill people, being in the wrong place at the wrong time kills people? This is just the dumbest take I have ever heard in my life.

Psst!  You know what other form of organization could put a stop to this s***?  Unions!

Best of both worlds, go home with regret after watching the Giants, the Everclear of the NFL, shit the bed in the draft while listening to Everclear.

Or you know...it’s just something enjoyable that two people can do together. I have and have had long term relationships, I’ve had one night stands and I’d say I’m living a pretty healthy life overall. The study your referencing is pretty damn flawed, by the way:

How is that using people?  Sex between people can just be for the sake of sex you know.  Hell, I’m not in an open relationship and never have been, but I’ve had sex with probably a dozen women whose names I can’t recall.  We met on Tinder, had sex once or twice and never saw each other again.  As long as everyone…

No, but arranged marriages have a long, long history of abuse and patriarchal power.  In this case it sounds like a more modern version of the idea, but ultimately it’s still someone else telling someone who they will marry and have a sex with which is...troubling.

Sure...but...at the same time: arranged marriage is kinda...fucked up.  I get that there are cultural differences at play and all of that, but it’s a pretty problematic way to start a relationship.  Add in that he pretty clearly doesn’t seem interested in his arranged wife and their family is clearly going to dislike…

Who said that having an open relationship means falling in love with other people?  It can just be about sex with strangers from time to time.

To be fair she (I think it was a woman that was hit) probably doesn’t have much of a case here overall.  Guarantee somewhere in the ticket’s fine print there is something about limited liability, etc. etc.  

As much as I wish this were true, it’s not.

Feel like the fan would probably have a stronger case against Sporting Kansas City, actually.  No nets or barriers between field and players, etc. etc.

Turns out that Jack Harrison really does have some ankle breaker moves.

Much like a headless!  (In your butthole!)

I’m not gonna get my hopes up.  There’s gotta be something wrong about this, it is EA.