I mean, when it works it’s great. Your opponent is pinned down on the mat, he’s probably not feeling too great, and as that KO-tap out clip shows, sometimes just that is enough to get fighters to give up. The downsides are that you can hurt yourself, or get trapped in a choke hold by savvy opponents and that it takes…

The best part is that it would be easy to tell who is smart enough to try to find out more and who just took the words on the account at face value. Anybody who clicks the link just rolls their eyes at the Rickroll, while the idiots react with either “OMG SJW chicken!” or “#SaveTheChickens”.

As I mentioned, you can kill civilians in GTA...but there’s no narrative reward for that. The game doesn’t want you to kill civilians, hell it actively penalizes you for doing so by sending the cops, and eventually the national guard, after you. Active Shooter, on the other hand, tasks you with murdering civilians,…

I guess you missed the point. Yes, video games are often violent, but they’re generally placed into a clearly fictional space in which you have a narrative justification for the violence. Certain games, like GTA, allow you to kill civilians if you like, but their narrative structure has you pulling off heists and (as…

Some of them are more brown than blue...but from my understanding, the really good shit is blue. I’m not a participant, quite frankly my brain is fucked up enough without hallucinogens, but I hang out in certain crowds that grow and enjoy them in the Pacific NW; I could see Cirque du Soleil resulting in a bad trip…

Surprisingly common:

Simple tweet to start some shit “Buffalo Wild Wings has decided to source all of our wings from here on out from organic, local, cage free chicken farms. You can find out more about our new chicken here.“

Here they are fresh:

The goose is lucky he didn’t get hit by a fowl ba- *is beaten to death with a baseball bat by the Bear Jew*

Southwest are trash. Never fly Southwest.

Actually, no. Since babies can’t sign passports (required to make them legally binding) the parent or guardian’s name must be written and signed. Given that BOTH parents were there, one of them surely had written their name and signed the baby’s passport.

Right, but a suggestion is a “nice to have” sort of thing, not a requirement.

Then the Brits need to learn their own language’s vocabulary:

Well, he clearly didn’t catch his son...

I mean, it’s not the most expensive transaction relating to melons in the world...

He’s just trying to avoid Turkish spies.

I mean, the Aziz Ansari story wasn’t so much a lie as it was not really sexual assault. She came onto him and when they were at his place he said let’s have sex and she went along with it despite feeling uncomfortable about it. When she said no, Aziz backed off. It was a bad sexual encounter, but not rape.

It’s pretty dumb too, the ESA has mostly dealt with the US government, which tends to be slower to react to things that may harm the general population. Europe doesn’t move at lightning speed either, but they are a lot fucking faster than the US to regulate something and they do not give two shits about corporate…

Yeah, but the property costs are ridiculous and the Amazon faction is overpowered.

I never quite got the love for the original Devil May Cry, personally. Admittedly, I never played 2-4, but the first game just seemed to be a bundle of bad anime tropes and cheesy dialogue. The rebooted “DmC” didn’t do anything particularly new, but it was a well-executed take on both a “secret occult world” setting…