Eat Arby’s.

I mean, Nintendo can call it whatever it likes. Nintendo can call it an electronic ninja unicorn if they like. But it is held within the hands and easily portable, certain games play better in “couch mode” but most people are using it primarily as a handheld that I’ve seen. The Switch is also similar to other…

It is a handheld. It’s a handheld with a base that you can plug into to put it on a larger screen, but a handheld nonetheless.

In this context, even according to the AP Stylebook, this usage is correct. It is referring to the islands’ emergency system, a Hawaiian system. If the sentence was “Hawaiian operator” or something similar then what you mention would be relevant. That said, the majority of the people that work at the agency are, in…

On a woman.

“You can’t make it scale. Everyone who has ever tried this - myself included - has discovered it’s not really the technical problems of latency, bandwidth or all the other things people talk about - it’s the operating cost.” - Bruce Grove, formerly of OnLive, explains why on-demand streaming game services have yet…

Good. I still haven’t forgiven them for bombing Nagasaki.

I do watch it, actually. I just also happen to ackownledge that it has some flaws.

I can hear all of the drunken, racist uncles ranting about “the stupid fucking unions” from here. As they sit on their butt in retirement thanks to the pension their union got them.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

That checks out, this guy looks pretty contented:

Why would being in a traffic jam stress you out? Just get drunk or read a book or fiddle with your phone. Wrong exit shouldn’t be a big deal, just change the navigation to go to the correct place.

First Gentleman.

So...I kinda don’t get the “Ball” family, (Is that really their real surname?), can anyone explain why they’re so popular? Or are they not so much popular as they are a clusterfuck of Manziel proportions multiplied by however many damn kids there are?

Gold Cup counts.

This doesn’t mean that Bruce Arena was wrong not to preemptively cap-tie González when he had the chance.

Quite frankly, I’m not a fan of the genre in general. I get the idea that there is tension in walking around, hiding, etc...but I’d rather just get to the shooting. Maybe I’m just old, but I’d rather play some deathmatch/team deathmatch or maybe capture the flag/point stuff.

Yeah, but it’s a second rate team like Arsenal. Call me when he scores against a team with real talent and coaching.

I thought Penny Arcade was pretty funny myself.

I’m not so sure he is a rapist. For one thing, only one woman has claimed he raped her and while it’s very possible he did, it seems likely that if he is a rapist he wouldn’t have done it once. Guys like Harvey Weinstein and Roy Moore certainly didn’t just rape/molest one woman, they targeted multiple people. Beyond…