I can hear all of the drunken, racist uncles ranting about “the stupid fucking unions” from here. As they sit on their butt in retirement thanks to the pension their union got them.

The flu season this year is already really bad. H3N2 is one of the nastiest strains out there and the current vaccine is probably only about 10% effective in counter-acting it. Perfectly healthy 21 year olds are dying to this stuff:

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

That checks out, this guy looks pretty contented:

Why would being in a traffic jam stress you out? Just get drunk or read a book or fiddle with your phone. Wrong exit shouldn’t be a big deal, just change the navigation to go to the correct place.

First Gentleman.

So...I kinda don’t get the “Ball” family, (Is that really their real surname?), can anyone explain why they’re so popular? Or are they not so much popular as they are a clusterfuck of Manziel proportions multiplied by however many damn kids there are?

Gold Cup counts.

This doesn’t mean that Bruce Arena was wrong not to preemptively cap-tie González when he had the chance.

I didn’t realize I was a Russian sleeper agent until Eric Garland opened my eyes. Now I speak fluent Russian and the Russian immigrants I work with are impressed by how quickly I picked up the language! It might even get me laid! Thanks Mr. Garland!

Holy shit. Even for comic books that is insanity.

Quite frankly, I’m not a fan of the genre in general. I get the idea that there is tension in walking around, hiding, etc...but I’d rather just get to the shooting. Maybe I’m just old, but I’d rather play some deathmatch/team deathmatch or maybe capture the flag/point stuff.

Yeah, but it’s a second rate team like Arsenal. Call me when he scores against a team with real talent and coaching.

I thought Penny Arcade was pretty funny myself.

I’m not so sure he is a rapist. For one thing, only one woman has claimed he raped her and while it’s very possible he did, it seems likely that if he is a rapist he wouldn’t have done it once. Guys like Harvey Weinstein and Roy Moore certainly didn’t just rape/molest one woman, they targeted multiple people. Beyond…

I wonder how many are related to Alexa? Being able to grab voice recordings from a suspect’s home has got to be handy for law enforcement.

They’re testing for weed and meth, neither of those are PEDs.

He was...busy trying to drown his sorrows.

Nope, still cosmetic, outside of one set of weapons that give you extra gold and XP if you use them; but those can only be leased with a currency you can get for free.

Unless you’re playing in casual mode, skill cards don’t matter. In competitive mode they’re locked into level 4 regardless of what level you have the card. Loadout certainly matters...but a perfect loadout won’t save you from getting your ass kicked if you’re bad at that character.