This man has CTE. That’s the only explanation that makes sense, a guy with a six or seven figure job freaking out over a $40 tab doesn’t make sense otherwise.

You know, I never considered that scenario until now, but it’s apt.

And now for something different.

Bruce arena is the Donald Trump of soccer with even less class somehow.

....can pizza companies just shut the fuck up and sell me pizza? I mean, I hate Trump and Nazis and all that shit and whatever Papa John’s real name is he can fuck off, but I really don’t give a shit what any pizza company thinks about Nazis. Like, unless there’s a pizza company called “Papa Hitler’s Pizza”, I really…

Welcome to Utah! They’re all like this, it’s freaky.

In the first half? Man that’s Burfict timing!

My grandfather was a medic in the Pacific during WW2. After a kamikaze hit his ship, he crawled across the deck, shrapnel in his leg preventing him from walking, to treat and save as many lives as he could. He received the purple heart and many other accommodations for his bravery, but the mental scars lasted his…

Crown is made in Canada not Ireland you idiot.

Don’t worry coach, I cast True Strike at halftime, so my next throw will hit my target no matter where they are!

There’s only one correct answer in the modern day:

Namaste.

I’ve pissed and then sat down to shit before. Sometimes, you get there, don’t think you need to crap, then after pissing realize you need to crap as well. It’s in the Bible people!

The problem is that modern day cheats are much more clever than that on online games; they don’t modify the code of the game itself, but instead modify code around the game. To be clear, it’s very possible they aren’t “snooping” at all, they could be using a heuristic analysis of returned code from users to determine…

There’s a lot you can do with kernel debugging software and a lot of cheats on multiplayer games use kernel debuggers as a part of a method of accessing code midgame and modifying it to cheat. I can’t say for certain the guy running a kernel debugger was cheating, but it certainly wouldn’t shock me if he was and I’d…

First, FucKonami. Second, I’m not so sure that making Castlevania first person really works (and I’m not so sure it worked that great for Metroid). I think Castlevania as a series has bigger problems than that. Part of the problem for the series is that fans are so invested in it being “Metroidvania”, meaning a 2D…

I thought being “too drunk” in Scotland meant you were dead. Learn something new everyday I guess.

That was the biggest hit in that stadium tonight!

Don’t kink shame them!