If anything, you should blame the Moors. The dynasty that established what we, in the modern age, would call Spain was formed mostly because the Muslim Moors had been kicking European ass all over the Iberian peninsula. This forced two dynasties, the Hispania and Aragon houses, to merge and form what the Pope would…

I mean, if you’re going to say “Spain shouldn’t exist” then you should also say the same of Germany, France, Italy, the United Kingdom and pretty much every major nation in Europe. I mean hell, Germany wasn’t even Germany until 1871! If we’re going to go back to medieval times to draw our maps then a whole lot of…

A lot of the older “pro wrestling moves” are actually based on legit wrestling and/or jiu-jitsu moves; they just modify them so they don’t hurt that much. The version that Jericho uses aka the “Walls of Jericho” aka the “Boston Crab” isn’t quite so painful, he keeps his opponent’s legs higher up so doesn’t apply…

Holy shit. I’ve never seen that music video, and now that song just seems creepy and weird.

You forgot 5. getting hit by a bus

QUOTE | “The feedback you get at shows is almost always going to be positive, at least in our experience. So that can be a trap. People don’t really want to say too much about the game sometimes directly to the developers.” - Phantom Compass founder and Auto Age: Standoff developer Tony Walsh cautions devs not to…

How the fuck are they worried about losing fans over this? They’ve got a much younger fanbase than both MLB and the NFL, the only league younger is MLS. They’ve also got a fanbase that is much more diverse than the NFL and MLB. Their fanbase are exactly the sort of people that expect the big stars to protest. Adam…

You joke, but there is actually a “green light district”, it’s for marijuana. Only go to the blue light district if you really like...sausage.

I have to say the whole “Chaos is coming” was what made me give up on the first entry in the series. While I did just fine with a Brettonian campaign, essentially becoming the uniting force and the “tip of the spear” in defeating Chaos, playthroughs as other races didn’t go nearly so well. My Night Goblin campaign was…

I’ve met a nymphomaniac nun. Well, she’s a former nun now.

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All the fan they can get in LA. Singular my dear.

I’ll just leave this here:

Yes, my impression is that he was aristocracy by name only...but still that technically makes him a noble.

#DeathToTheNCAA

The impression I got was that if Corvo was officially revealed as Emily’s dad then it would invalidate her claim to the throne somehow. That said, the politics and laws of the world of DIshonored seem super fluid.

He was Lord Protector, which does make him a member of the aristocracy, albeit only in name.

I mean, he was actually a Lord remember? Lord Protector. So while Corvo didn’t start as aristocracy, he had become it by the time you get to play him.

Fun story, I recently went on a date with a female Trumper...though I didn’t know she was at the time I made the date. We got onto the subject of the UN somehow and she went off on how we should “do like Brexit” and leave the UN, as her ranting wound down, decided I didn’t want to be on this date anymore anyway and…

I thought Lou Holtz was dead. Disappointed to find out he’s not.