When did sledgehammers, safety glasses and middle fingers become so expensive? Hand those out to a few African Americans and let them take it down and it’ll be done in 30 minutes.

It is the Donald Trump of art. Ostentatious, annoying and horrifying.

That’s actually appropriate to the current arc of the comics, believe it or not. Captain America is a Nazi right now.

The Force Unleashed was never any sort of canon. Even when it was released and the old “Expanded Universe” was still in play, Starkiller and the whole story of how the Rebellion formed were considered “non-canon”. Lucas was also only tangentially involved in The Force Unleashed, he basically had the final say and…

I mean, you just pretty much described the actual canon.

Keeping up with all these flavors of nazism is hard. Can we please just skip to the part where we do what my grandpa did and shoot them?

All I’m seeing:

All right, a little basic layout of how a Ponzi scheme works. The idea, simply put, is that you convince some random folks to invest in your idea/stock portfolio/etc., doesn’t matter what the scheme is, first thing is you need to have the charisma to get people to invest. Second step is that you get 2nd, 3rd and then…

I had to go way too far into the comments to find this one.

That’s how I got rid of that pesky orphanage.

It really wasn’t original, the “Ponzi Scheme” thing has been trotted out for years despite a wealth of evidence saying that it’s nonsense.

I mean, I’m not really talking hypotheticals here. The Kingdom of Saud (aka the royal family of Saudi Arabia) is said to fund more terrorist groups than any other in the world.

The not so secret secret of the middle east: Pretty much every Islamist country supports terrorism; it’s just to them their terrorists are “freedom fighters” and the other guys’ terrorists are terrorists. It’s a proxy war going ‘round and ‘round between Sunnis and Shias for decades extending to actual war centuries…

The FCC wasn’t hacked, it’s just that their servers were overwhelmed? Huh, imagine that. It’s almost like overwhelming public support for something might be something they should listen to.

When some of the most mild and pleasant areas of the world are having heatwaves and dry spells, maybe its time to consider this whole global warming thing could both be real and very unpleasant for humanity. Over in Seattle, we’re about to set the record, tomorrow, for the most days without measurable rain, a record…

They don’t play the same position exactly, though things tend to get a little fluid in the realm they occupy. Pulisic is usually playing for Dortmund as a left attacking midfielder. Pulisic is really more of a central attacking midfielder, but at Dortmund that position is currently occupied. Neymar is more of a…

I’m kinda skeptical of her testimony in that case then. Not just because most folks wouldn’t go near a puss-leaking dick (I mean seriously wtf?!), but also because usually there isn’t that sort of obvious discharge unless someone has a severe outbreak. I guess it’s not that big of a deal either way, just wanted to…

Why’s he gotta bring up race? - Some racist alt-right asshole on the internet

Fact of the matter is that most people really don’t show any symptoms and don’t know they could potentially pass along herpes. Even if you have an outbreak, you might just confuse it for acne or regular old irritated skin. It’s not like someone is “leaking green radiator fluid” as you say. Chances are decent you are,…

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