Wait, Santa’s name was Chuck?

He keeps fucking the city of Detroit from beyond the grave.

Of course, there’s always the possibility that quantum theory is just plain old wrong...

Yep! And if it didn’t...well holy shit. Then things get messier, cause Zenimax could very well have case to file suit against their (now former) law firm for gross incompetence and who knows how everything shakes out.

Unless Zenimax was completely unaware of how his contract was set up with UMG. If UMG forgot or deliberately ignored that clause of their contract, it’s on UMG. Or, well his contract may not contain that clause anymore but it used to. We’ll find out as this goes on, I guess.

You could fuck a bear in those hills and watch the game at the same time!

+ 1 obscure social sciences term

Realistically, this whole lawsuit comes down to the following things:

UFC isn’t that structured. Basically company management picks the fights. If there’s two guys who don’t have a belt that really want to fight each other, they’ll usually make it happen (because rivalries bring in bigger money) but when it comes to belts, it basically comes down to who the UFC think is going to bring…

Fox Sports Board: Our numbers aren’t great on our website, we need to get them up to get more ad revenue.

This is incorrect. The best way to exit an airplane is to get up, pull out your axe and start chopping. People get out of the way real fucking quick.

He is now.

As weird as this sounds...it happens more often than you think. Gotta remember that fireworks are basically blackpowder bombs with some additives for extra color and they really haven’t advanced much since the 1950's, most of the advancements have been in co-ordinating launches using electricity and computers.…

It’s 10 degrees (Farenheit) colder than normal, that’s not exactly big news and is pretty much in range of what we might expect. Given that the north pole was 35 degrees hotter than it should have been around this time last year, if anything it’s a bit of a make up year.

It is literally illegal to threaten the President of the United States in the US.

Great to see him get fired for sexual harassment, but I bet he gets a golden parachute to go with it. Not really a punishment if he does.

Her car was the one t-boned, she didn’t hit anyone, her car was hit. She was found to be at fault because they ruled that she ran a red light, she insists she was stuck in the intersection. The driver of the other car (the dead man’s wife) insists she couldn’t stop in time.

That was just his wife. He told her he was going to the Ikea to get some new furniture, but was clearly lying.

Aaron Hernandez. Technically not guilty is the second best kind of not guilty.