Um....inappropriate use of the Kotaku Fish?

stop misusing the censorfish Mike, it’s not an arrow. I thought that guy went on stage with another kind of pocket monster for a moment there...

Yeah... just jack those 80's 90's characters straight into my veins. I don’t think anime has gotten worse or anything, but that older style really speaks to me.

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There are thousands of games on the App Store that developers abandoned years ago, but most can still be played until they stop being compatible with the latest version of iOS. But come April 21, both of EA’s Tetris games will simply stop working.

I get no respect. I once tried to play jaguar. The green lady still ask me where i learned to fly.

Being “rewarded” with a chance to win gifts from a raffle system where tickets are “paid” via mandatory extra hours is the premise of a Black Mirror episode that has yet to be written.

I honestly do not understand how anyone thought this would: 1) be an interesting retelling of DBZ; 2) be a good RPG, and C) be a good fighting game.

Not that I think threatening firing everyone is a good strategy, but if people assume their jobs are safe no matter how terribly they work, then the work is only going to be mediocre. Accepting that failure is a possible outcome makes you more reticent to the quality of your work.

Yeah. Rule number one of corporate communication is to leave no embarrassing paper trail.

Who puts comments like that in internal corporate emails? I have never seen any back and forth of that nature in 40 years in corporate environments, even in one-on-one email discussions.  From the nature of the topics being discussed, these should be a heck of a lot more professional.

Jason’s losing his touch.

Pronouncing that in my head as “fufveer”

Jason if you could quit delaying or cancelling games this year that’d be great, thanks.

Adam Sandler stars as Rob Schneider, who’s been hired to star in a movie biopic of David Spade. But Sandler’s Schneider has a different vision of the Spade character than director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Adam Sandler director but a man whom Schneider does not see eye to eye with. Dugan, played by Kevin James, will…

No. The flu vaccine is a DEAD virus strain of the most common flu that season. It doesn’t leave you contagious of anything. It takes 2 weeks for antibodies to develop. The only “live” flu vaccine is the spray (which isn’t even given anymore in most places), but it’s one weakened strain that DOESN’T give you a flu.

Did the pills really work? I don’t see a vas deferens.

I didn’t believe this at first glans.

Yeah that’s not really something you’d immediately notice while playing the game. I mean it’s still a really weird thing to remove, and once you’ve seen a side by side the western version does look weird because it’s like she lacks muscles in her abdomen, but that is hardly a deal breaker. Honestly I don’t even care…