you mean tic tacs 

Ya doesn’t Tifa and Barret feel really guilty about all the deaths their actions cause?

Instead, a larger explosion is caused at the behest of President Shinra in order to drive public opinion against the terrorist group. It’s a choice that softens AVALANCHE’s image in comparison to the original game.

My completion rate for games is not great these past few years, but Yakuza ) is one I did all the story content pretty much and sub-stories. And good lord, I do love random management apparently—but I’m bad rhythm so my club will never have a full roster.

They don’t mean it the first movie to be re-released with changes. They mean it’s the first to get a “patch” directly after release. Directors cuts and updated re-releases aren’t the same thing. This isn't an alternate version, it's the same version with a few hot fixes. 

Wait for the sun to rise. Regular fusion will be visible.

“Like, I used to love The Aristocrats, but then these cats were just so not cute.”

I used to have a curved TV. It was curved the other way though.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Superliminal

There hasn’t been this many anomalies since Star Trek: TNG was on the air.

It’s a remaster and not a remake. This sort of thing qualifies as a remaster for movies, too.

As an old AND a person who has worked with electronics and sensors for 30 years, I would rather DRIVE MY FUCKING CAR and not rely on buggy equipment and software to do it for me

...and then at the end of the game, Donkey Kong went and shook hands with all the enemies he murdered with his shotgun.

The twist is that you were God the whole time. 

Three, but there's a 2,000 cooldown period before he can use the third life

Reverse trope, though I think it would have been better if Roger had been the one driving.

Reminds me of the king of the hill episode about low flow toilets.

‘What the Hell Is Gender Fluid?’

Animated porn of fictional characters isn’t hurting anyone, (realistic renderings of child actors is a big old yikessss and nah). I mean Overwatch is a genre onto itself. ActiBliz know that.