You are not wrong. I read this and headline and was immediately kind of annoyed/suspicious they are being paid to hype this movie. It is like, I GET IT YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND IS GREAT, CAN YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM FOR FIVE MINUTES? Only in this case it is people I don’t know writing professionally about a movie…

Pretty sure that’s a cake, based on the glossiness and the fact it is lying on a sheet pan. So if it already grosses you out that it exists, please note that they then stood around and cut it up and laughed and ate it, and was probably red velvet because 2011.

All my life my older sister has been suicidal. She has had a wonderful career, a fulfilling and healthy private life, a doting husband, and adoring & successful children. She is delightful company and seems to really enjoy life. But quietly in the back of her mind she is often fantasizing about going into a closet…

“...issues we dealt with all the time as black actors...”

...why he would dare to take the chance of appearing in blackface.

She doesn’t need the money, as her wife is worth tens of millions of dollars. I think maybe this is a case of her wanting to return to this awesome experience from her youth but you can’t go home again if your home turned into a racist garbage fire.

This is a great comment and that is a garbage movie.

Me hearing they are remaking this already perfect movie:

It is a ‘somebody touched dog balls’ joke. And although I think this particular ‘somebody touched dog balls’ joke is a shitty joke and should be removed, I don’t think people are saying that you can’t make STDB jokes at all. This *particular* STDB joke has the laugh hinge on the concept of disassociation while…

I wish to delete Megan Reynolds’s article and replace it with this comment.

This joke is bullshit and they are right to take it out. Some kids will absolutely interpret what is happening to the dog as what happens to them. Kids who have suffered inappropriate touching will listen to adults chuckle at that joke, and that will forever shape their perception of how the world feels about what is…

Alternative take: This picture looks like winner’s circle of the Smug Little Smile 2018 Invitational Grand Finals, and I want to go down the line of all of them and punch each one of them. Even Sandra, who can’t move her face anymore, has smug eyeballs.

Katy Perry may be a stunt queen, but she knows how to check the fit of her gowns. I have no opinions whatsoever on the royal wedding dress, just as I have no opinions on Katy Perry. But she is not just some moron who straps shit to her chest, she is a savvy businesswoman whose product depends on the tailoring of…

I love it when the Monkees get funkee

Depending on if they are from Sowf London, innit?

I have lived in the UK and the US and I have a sister named Kelley and I am still baffled. Do you mean that they sound a little more like ‘Kellay’ vs ‘Kelleee’?

[deleting comment]

You would have to gouge Noni’s eyes with a cocktail fork to un-doe them, but otherwise point taken.

Whereas if I got unintentionally Snoop-Dog-Level high before appearing at a televised roast, my whole set would be me crying and asking ‘AM I UNHINGED FROM TIME? IS THIS NOW? WHEN IS LATER? STOP LOOKING AT ME!”

Ha, I did the exact opposite! My maiden name is super uncommon, whereas my husband’s (and now mine) is super super common. I love that now I am virtually unsearchable online.