Nope, bar soap is hand soap, and hand soap is for sinks. If you and your folks don’t know how to rinse the bar after you wash your hands, well, you’ve got trouble on your (dirty) hands.
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RELATED: Why can’t a person find goddamned bubble bath at the drugstore anymore? It is all bar soap and body wash unless you want something that smells like bubblegum from the kid’s aisle. Bubble bath is awesome and body wash is stupid and bathing has been ruined and you can all go fuck yourselves. SORRY! Sorry. I…
This is what happens when money comes to people who think and talk but don’t read or analyze.
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I have a big pumpkin head and very slippery hair so I get what you are saying about all the scarf styles that just slide off your head. My suggestion — truly, give up on all the head wraps and find a cute little pull-on hat, cap, beanie, or toque. I love scarves on other people but I just pull on a hat.
Read this as ‘Pro-Lifers’ and was getting suuuuuuper confused.
His “I am just a confuzed old with a case of teh feeblez” schtick in the court room makes me want to jump out of my chair, get in my time machine, go back to the hearing date, drive to Sacramento, march into the courtroom, and kick the chair out from under him. Wasn’t he doing yard work while simultaneously cooking a…
Really? I say thank god for registries. I want to think as little as possible when it comes to somebody’s baby/wedding gift.
Hail Adrian! Hail Satan! God is dead, Satan Lives! Year One! (Either Kate or her dresser has a wicked sense of humor)
I am so curious about this person! Their online persona is that of a Black woman who loves Hillary, has issues with Bernie, and who thinks everyone who disagrees with her is a Trump supporter. She is wildly reactionary and misreads virtually everything, but usually is speaking up for equity issues and progressive…
I’m snacking what you’re packing. I work in a library and the marketing/buzz was definitely along the lines of “You watched the TMZ clip about the overdose, now read the novel!”
I am picking up on what you are putting down — something about this has been bugging me too. I get the interest — Oswalt is a likeable guy, and McNamara’s book is intriguing, and her own story is tragic, and a lot of people love MFM. And of course Oswalt is super excited that his wife’s dream has been fulfilled…
Newsflash: the shit-ton of makeup obscuring Beyonce’s human flesh face does not help her sing!
I honestly didn’t think white people did the electric slide.
You guys have no idea how horrible it was having to hand over signed slips of paper to everyone who wanted more money than was in your wallet at that time — and there was no ATM and the bank was surely closed — then wait for days, weeks, or months for that SOB to make it suddenly disappear from your bank, no doubt on…
I am older than you & my frame of reference is the 80s not the 90s, but nowadays weed is much much stronger, acid is much much weaker.
With all due respect, I have sat through more ‘Shifting from Transactional to Relational Corporate Culture’ soul-sucking presentations than you could ever imagine even in your worst nightmares of staff meeting hell. You may not agree with the definitions, but if that is the game we are playing right now, these are…
I have been married for 20 years and would say that my experience of relatively happy long-term marriage is that it is relational, not transactional. Long-term marriage, especially with kids, is about securing mutual interests, resolving conflict, keeping one another informed, and a lot of acceptance. If we are…