You are not wrong. Although I came around to Aqua-Net Superhold when I went full liberty spikes, when I had more conventional 80s hair like these ladies, it was all about L’Oreal stu-stu-stu-studio I couldn’t get the gif to load so here is a stupid link instead
I love this, but I am disappointed in Alison Brie’s makeup. Where is her blush and smudgy eyeliner? Even if they are referencing fresh-faced Jennifer Beals in Flashdance there should be smudgy winged eyeliner, coral blush high on the cheekbone to the browbone, and a peachy lip. Why is her face so nude, and why are her…
I feel so deceived because it was so hidden and therefor I expected a goddamn laugh riot
I call drug-ravaged places ‘sketchy’ and appreciate being made aware of the inherent racism in this (although I am applying it to white junkies the term is still racist if syringes+human feces = ‘sketchy’; ‘sketchy’ is something that white people say about Scary Black Places; I am applying some Transitive Property…
I remember telling my preschooler, “Believe it or not, some day you will be home alone and you will hear my key in the lock and your stomach will knot up and you will think UGH MOM IS HOME.” And her little eyes would get as big as saucers and she would marvel at my absurdity and how little I understood her future, and…
You youngsters have no idea what it is like to support your kids as they turn into teenagers —in a way that stays actively supportive and sex positive. It is all well and good to imagine how awesome you will be, right up until that moment when once your little asexual muffins turn into actual sexual being. Art/pop…
I am similarly annoyed when people order ‘shrimp scampi’. Nobody is going to think you want beef scampi. Just say scampi.
“It got exacerbated”
Errant pedantry up with which I will not put.
Edited to remove my sad search for info about the frog and the scorpion, because goddamn it, I have my own library card. Also Michael Rappaport is the worst, fuck that guy.
I took it a different way. I saw his attitude as being, “I understand that you chose to take an action that led to a suspension, and I am fine you got suspended because I support you. If you buck the system and the system takes a swing at you, I want you to expect that swing — that is why it is a fight. Keep…
Don’t be sad, they will be bringing her back. There is no fucking way that Vanessa won’t be a ‘surprise returning eliminated queen’ at some point in this season. She had buckets of screen time, lots of zingers, and they showed her say ‘I am not ready to goooooo... I want to stayyyyy... while sobbing about a hundred…
T’Challa was rescued by one of M’Baku’s fishermen
And what about when a woman has a D&C for a blighted ovum?
Timmy closed his eyes fighting back tears. “There he goes again Tina. What is the deal with that guy?” Tina glanced at the vacant, featureless figure who shambled by. “Look Timmy, you have to get over your fear of the anembryonic pregnancy zombies.”
Wait. Stop. That photo — is this like when Jared Leto goes out in acid washed jeans with his eyebrows shaved off? Like, is she fighting off her prettiness — is that what is happening? Because this is a beautiful woman with horrible, horrible, horrible makeup.
Today is my day off or I would run and make this display immediately.
Oh my god, Mother is totally a Cat in the Hat reboot. Who knew?
Your kid is a goddamn hero.
Oh my god your USER NAME.
“All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed!”